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	amya = new Array ("","amycopafeel","kissme","notdrunkenough","shegotyourhat");
	amyt = new Array("", "Cop a feel","Kiss me","not drunk enough","Jim's hat"); 
	amyc = new Array ("","Amy is one of those dangerous drunks.  She gets wasted and loses ALL self control.  It's fucking disgusting, quite honestly.  One of these days, she's gonna go home with some guy and wake up with some STD.  It looks like Jim is about to return the favor (look at his hand...), but that isn't the case.  It's the camera angle.",
		"Jim was fairly drunk that night as well, which probably explains why he let her get away with that.",
		"Words fail me.  Again.",
		"It's more or less not related to this picture, but Jim finally got a new hat.  It's the exact same one, just about a thousand times less nasty.  Probably doesn't carry as many diseases, either.");

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	angelaa = new Array ("","AngelaBrittanyDance","AngelaBrittanyStuGroup","AngelaProfileish","AngelaSittingPretty","AngelaStuAlmostKiss","AngelaStuKiss","AngelaStuSmiling");
	angelat = new Array ("","strangle dance","troll!","green eyes","sittin' pretty","almost...","there it is","grinnin' foo'");
	angelac = new Array ("","I can't remember if they Angela and Brittany were dancing here or trying to kill each other; probably dancing, but you never know.  Because you don't, you never know.",
		"AHHHHH!  Troll!  Run away!  Or just keep smiling at the camera, oblivious to your impending DOOM!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!",
		"Buy me a drink or you'll be wearing the imprint of my watch face on your forehead.",
		"You'd never guess it was December 18th when these pictures were taken, going by the shirt she's wearing.  The weather decided it wanted to wait until the 24th of December before going anywhere near freezing.",
		"Kiss me, green-shirted devil, before I have to go to work in the morning and eventually get sick around 11am from copious amounts of free drinks.",
		"How many of you wanted to see this picture?  None?  Cool!",
		"somebody in this picture is ticklish, and it's not me.");

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	beamera = new Array("","beamerfloor","beamernekkid","goddamnit","italianguy","kuwtf","ohdearlord","possesed","problemchild","retards");
	beamert = new Array("","Floored", "Nekkid", "Stoopid drunks", "Italian Guy", "What the fuck?",	"Freak.", "Demon begone!", "Big problems", "Retards");
	beamerc = new Array("","This was at KU, where Beamer goes to school.  Passed out on the floor, like the worthless bastard drunk he is.  Heh.",
		"When in doubt, go naked!  Or, partially naked at least.  He's got some affinity to that hat, from Disney World.  Yeehaaa.",
		"No matter how hard we try, there's always some damned picture or some guy's face reeeeeeaaaallly close up.  Dammit.",
		"Heeeeeeeey, it's Italian guy!  Shirtless, with a plastic pumpkin pail on his arm, wearing a headset, and holding some damned italian guy doll.  This man may be your boss someday.  Ask 'em for a raise.",
		"I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck Beamer's doing here.  He's got a shot glass in his left hand, and it looks like he's pouring really cheap, shitty vodka down his back.  You tell me.",
		"Still fucked up beyond belief, wearing that damned headset, with a can of AIR FRESHENER down his pants, a little bike light clipped to his belt, swinging a guitar case around.  Psychopath.",
		"Now this is just cool looking.",
		"And here we have Beamer, wearing the newest fall fashion, a light wrapped around his neck, STILL PLUGGED IN!  And since that just isn't enough light for some people, he's got that bike light clipped to the neck of his shirt.  For those spur of the moment rectal exams, he's prepared, with his right hand safely enclosed in a rubber glove.",
		"Beamer would look normal if he didn't still have that light wrapped around his head.  Brinker, on the other hand, never looks normal.  Especially not with that hat on, and especially not while trying to figure out the inner workings of a stethescope.");



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	biveka = new Array ("","bivekcrash","bivekhall","friendlybivek","kungfubivek",
		"leaninbivek","psychobivek","biveksupportjohn");
	bivekt = new Array ("", "Craaash", "Hallway Shot", "Permit?", "Lookout!", "This side up", "Psycho", "Afro");	
	bivekc = new Array ("","He looks terrible, doesn't he folks?  If this picture doesn't give you a good reason NOT to drink, then there is something wrong with you.  Freaks.",
		"This happened right before the picture above, in the hallway before our door.  Marc was being extra helpful by telling me where to point the camera.  What a helpful little drunk.  Good boy!  Gold star for you!",
		"Would you mess with this guy?  I don't think I would, at least not when he's sober.  Heh.",
		"Teenage Mutant Ninja Bivek.  He was trying to kill me, I think.  I avoided death with my cat-like reflexes.",
		"Here we have bivek, standing up not straight.  He was swaying pretty severely.",
		"Crappy Beer, cigarettes, and Marajauna.  Quality times ahead, that's for sure.",
		"Bivek is helping poor John, since he can't fucking stand on his own, the lush.  He's secretly attracted to Bivek's killer afro (which I think is a picture artifact.  He doesn't actually have giant hair)");

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	brinkera = new Array ("","closeup","confused","helmethead","lean",
		"monologuefinger","smokealarm","snoopgoatee","brinkernicedress","brinkerdoorwaydance","brinkerretard",
		"gaybrinker","brinkerbrinkershot","nicehatbrinker","timdrink","timsmoke","scarymfer",
		"antleredfuckwit","dogpilethedumbass","goofyassbastard","lawrenceofarabia","putyourdamnshirton","sleepingbeauty",
		"bongoboy","canthelpbutlaugh","dorkglasses","hos","splitcigar","epileptic","getaroomalready","brinkercamera",
		"brinkerwoodywrastle");
	
	brinkert = new Array("","close up", "confused", "Helmet", "lean-to", "finger", "smoke alarm", "Goatee boy", "Nice Dress", "Dance boy", "Dr. Brinker", "Rico Suave", "BrinkerBrinker", "Funky Hat, G.", "Drinking Tim", "Smoking Tim", "Scary bastard", "It's a moose!", "Stop it already", "Classic Brinker Expression", "Lawrence of Arabia", "Put your damned shirt on", "Sleeping Beauty", "Bongo boy", "Goofy child", "Dork glasses", "Bleatch!", "Cigars...", "Seizure dance", "Get a room!","competition!","Wrastlin'");	
	
	brinkerc = new Array ("","This is what happens if you give the camera to a drunk person and they try and take a picture of themselves.  You get a really crappy picture of their face, really close up.",
		"I think that girl asked Brinker what his name was, and he got confused.  Check out the chick in the background rolling her eyes",
		"Jim stuck this bike helmet on Brinker's head, and he never even noticed.  He was REALLY wasted.  Unbelieveably so.",
		"What's a 'center of balance?'",
		"He was doing his Shakespeare monologue, and surprisingly, he reproduced it pretty well.  He's another one of those animated drunks.",
		"He needs a lightbulb above his head.  Note the fully (non) functional smoke detector on the wall.  How much you wanna bet that thing doesn't work at all?",
		"It's too bad the camera flash reflected off the poster, 'cause brinker is comparing his goatee to Snoop Doggy Dogg's.  We all know his looks like ass in comaprison, but he didn't.  At the time.  He's quite aware of it now.  (don't kill me)", 
		"He probably could've gotten some, if A) He didn't look so goofy, and B)  She wasn't wearing that dress.",
		"Brinker was pretty messed up.  He was dancing back and forth between these two rooms, totally blasted out of his mind.",
		"Brinker's wearing that DAMNED hat, and... a stethescope.  He's actually trying to use it, too.  Fool.",
		"He looks like he's really deep in thought, trying to explain the intracacies of the meaning of life; I bet you a trillion dollars that's not what he's actually doing.",
		"There are now two Brinkers up here.  The mayhem multiplies...",
		"Ok, I think we can all agree that Brinker looks like a bloody retard here, right?  The expression contributes to it, but look at his hat.  What the fuck is that all about, huh?  Note to all you people that wear your hat like that when you're sober:  Cut it the fuck out!  You look like goddamn morons!",
		"Tim drinking, and kurt pointing at him, for whatever reason.  I didn't take this one.",
		"I'm pretty sure Tim doesn't smoke on a regular basis.  Hooray for peer pressure!  Remember kids, smoking makes you look cool!  Especially when it's captured on film!",
		"The first time I glanced at this picture I thought to myself, 'what a freak.'  But now that I've sat and looked at it for a bit, this picture scares me to death.  Just try and concentrate on that expression of Brinker's for a while.",
		"This man honestly does scare me sometimes.",
		"I think we have plenty of picture of people laying on each other now.  STOP TAKING THEM.  Feel free to smash the hell out of people as much as you want, though.",
		"Nice facial expression there, Brinker.",
		"Go eat some sand, fool drunk boy.  Nice shot of part of the wall, though.  You can even make out the individual pictures, all of which you can (theoretically) find on this site",
		"Why is Brinker dancing in our apartment with his girlfriend and no shirt on?  She wanted him to.  Needless to say, no one else was all that interested.",
		"Awww, he's so cure when he's sleeping, er, passed out cold.",
		"Kurt was passed out on the floor, and Brinker decided he wanted to drum on Kurt's stomach.  Whatever creams your twinkie, I s'pose.  But I draw your attention to the fan on the right side of the picture.  This is Jim's goofy ass bubble machine setup.  He's got the fan tied down to the sub, a folder taped to the front of the fan to direct the airflow upwards (it's busted in this picture), whilst the bubble machine proper is securely duct-taped to a box of change which is in turn duct-taped to the fan.  Amazingly, it works and rarely falls over.",
		"I can't help but laugh when I look at that goofy ass expression.  Kevin has issues, and Meredith the she-demon is mulling in the background, apparently pissed off enough to flick us off.  Hooray!.",
		"Get down with your bad self.",
		"I feel like I should say something about bitches and ho's, but I'm not sure that's entirely appropriate for the good, wholesome, family audience I'm targeting here.  ::cough::",
		"Sadly, this is one of only a few of Brinker on his 21st.  He only had one cigar, which he more or less immediately broke in half.  Now he's only half as likely to get lung cancer. Ha ha.",
		"Haiku:,<br>Brinker he looks dumb<br>but we like him anyway.<br>put those damn things down",
		"Is that really necessary?  Especially on our couch?",
		"You think you can keep with my mad camera skillz, huh?  Just try it, biotch!",
		"Hair transplants don't quite work like that, Woody.  There's usually a doctor involved, and Dr. Weed left for Columbia a long time ago.");
		
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	brittanya = new Array ("","brittneycardtrick","brittneyhomiegfunk","brittneyhugthecow","phreakdance",
		"bigandorange","happyhappyhappy","nicebox","isthislegal","joelkillbrittany","bashfulmyass",
		"bestpictureever","stumoose");
	
	brittanyt = new Array("","Card trick","Wassup G","Hug the cow", "Freak Dance!", "Big 'n Orange", "Happy Happy Happy", "Nice b... nevermind.", "Incoming Thumb", "He snapped", "Innocence", "Woohoo!", "Fear the Mighty Moose");
	
	brittanyc = new Array ("","Isn't that the coolest damned thing you've ever seen?  She's shoving a card up her nose!",
		"Wassup G funk dawg.  Awwww yeah.  They learn so well nowadays.",
		"Cows are so nice and fuzzy and stuff.  They keep me from falling on my drunk ass, too.",
		"Back dat ass up.",
		"She's reeeeaaallly enjoying that yard... and it's big and orange.  No comment.",
		"That's a nice look of death you have going on there, Brittany.  Turn that frown upsidedown!  Wear a crown!  Punch a clown in the face!",
		"You know, I'm really temped to make a 'nice box' joke here, but it's just too easy.  So instead I'll point out that Kevin is flicking me off in this picure.  The bastard!",
		"Way to get your thumb in way, jackass.",
		"This looks eerily real.  DIE WOMAN!!!!!!  <font size=\"-1\">Note to respectable law enforcement agencies:  It's not.</font>",
		"'Oh, I'm so innocent!  I don't actually routinely down entire bottles of cheap wine and several shots thereafter.  Honest!'",
		"This picture is pretty self-explanatory.  Especially when answering the question, 'Why did Stu take this picture?'",
		"she's embarrased to know me.  Can't imagine why.");
				
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	brada = new Array ("","bradandanotherchick","bradandsomechick","easysleazyandbrad",
		"hairandbrad","youdontwanttoknow","curlyhairdchickandbrad","skipandthreechicks","bluebutton","bottle","brad&laura","braddaninhall","breastlevel",
		"cardfan","danajouleandbrad","hifive","leaks","leaksagain","lifting","nohands","noodles","onstairs","shower",
		"skipfreakdance","whiskeydry","peeonfirehydrant","peeontree","skipsass1","skipsass2","skipandcarri",
		"skipcar","skipdmocandwine","skipgetsit","skipmeredith","skiponcouchwasted","skipsmash","skipthrowsdamac","skipwasted","skipboxgrabber","rugbychick1","rugbychick2","niceglasses",
		"helpthis","skipandebel","laughatskip","gfunkmoose","golfingretard","jengaskip","skipdmoctongue","skipmoose","mouthfool",
		"kitchenbitch","skipallaloneonfloor","skipbarnacle","skipkurtwrastlin");
	
	bradt = new Array ("", "Chicks", "Chicks", "Pattern yet?", "Hair", "No chicks", "Curly hair", "McSkip", "Blue Button", "Bottle", "good friends", "nice ass", "Got milk?", "Card tricks", "Dana!", "Hi five", "Lawn care", "feel better", "Lifter", "No Hands", "Ramen man", "On stairs", "Shower", "Freak Dance", "Whiskey", "fire hydrant", "tree", "Ass #1", "Ass #2", "Smooches", "on da Car", "Dmoc and Wine", "Harder!", "With Meredith", "Damn Wasted.", "Squish, Skip style", "Target Locked on", "Off camera", "Box Snatcher", "Rugby 1", "Rugby 2", "4 Eyes", "Help me", "More drunk", "Point and laugh", 
		"Moose!", "Golfing retard", "Jenga is good for you", "Cut that out", "Moose revisited", "a little later","kitchen bitch",
		"nice pose","barnacle skip","outclassed much?");
		
	bradc = new Array ("","Skip usually ends kissing/on-top-of some girl by the end of the night.  I really don't get it.  The guy in the picture is like, 'Damn, I wish I had mad skillz like Skip so I could get with ugly chicks too, instead of just chillin'",
		"Hey look, it's Brad with some more chicks.  This'll make front page headlines for sure.  Dork.",
		"It's Brad.  And Chicks.  And it seems that everytime this happens (weekly), the girl he ends up on top of is REALLY ugly.  Dog-ugly.  Must be his 'attract-ugly-chicks' gene.",
		"Underneath that mass of hair is...Yoko Ono!  Or Skip, one of the two.",
		"I guess Brad didn't find any lady friends that night, and had to revert to auxillary power, if you get my drift.",
		"Brad is trying to throw his mac around, but he can't toss it very far.  Yeah.",
		"He's consoling someone on the ground, probably a chick.  The other three are looking on with interest, thinking, 'if he's drunk enough, I bet he'll make out with me",
		"There's Jarrod pressing the emegency blue button.  Why?  Well, look at what Skip is doing.  What the hell is wrong with him!?!?",
		"This is just never a good idea.",
		"It's Skip and dmoc.  They insist that they're just good friends, and for once, I'm willing to believe him.  They were conspiring to pull the fire alarm, but they never found it.",
		"Skip looks exceptionally gay in this picture.  I think it's his ass.",
		"He's not doing what he looks like he's doing, but it's kinda fun to imagine that he is.  She's wearing Jim's hat, too, for some reason.  I'd say she's looking for someone to make out with.  She chose well, with Skip.",
		"Skip is attempting to impress me with his card handling skills; little does he know that I don't care how he handles his cards.  Heh.",
		"Hey look, Brad is making out with Dana.  She has nice hair, but that's about it, if you know what I mean.  If you don't, it means she's dog ugly.  From my perspective.  And everyone elses.",
		"The other hand in this hi-five is Schmime, laying somewhat comatose on the floor.  Damned if I can remember why schmime deserved a hi-five.",
		"Sometimes the lines for the bathroom are just too long, and you gotta go.  Take Skip's advice and pee on the lawn.",
		"Or better yet, just hold it until you get back to your bathroom, and use it.  Sometimes it amazes me that these pictures gets developed.",
		"Jim was a power lifter in a past life.  He's having a flash back, and a sudden urge to pick stuff up.  What better thing to pick up than Skip.",
		"Those of you paying attention will note that anything in that cup (beer) would not go in his mouth, but all over his face.  Skip didn't catch on to this little fact that you at home are privy to.",
		"Ramen noodles still rule.  Dan would like to eat some too, but he's stuck to the floor.",
		"Don't be fooled by the wiley Skip; He's faking it, the bastard.  He's not faking the beer he spilled on his shirt, though.",
		"He was gonna take a shower, but forgot to take off his clothes, turn on the water, and close the curtain.  Silly Skip",
		"Skip gets it on with a guy",
		"Don't try this one at home, kids.",
		"Skip has this amazing ability to never use the bathroom proper.  Taking a cue from the furry animal kingdom, he pees on a fire hydrant",
		"Tree.",
		"I didn't take this picture.  Why someone would take a picture of Skip's ass is beyond me.",
		"I didn't take this one, either.  Someone has a Skip's ass fetish, and we need to stop giving them the camera.  I bet it's Dan.",
		"Hey lookee here.  It's skip kissing a chick.  What an amazing surprise this is.  I bet you'd never guess you'd see this, eh folks?",
		"Skip also climbed onto Dan's car, which also pissed Dan off a lot.  Unfortunately for Skip, he also LIVES with Dan, which makes it easier for Dan to bitch at him",
		"Skip tried to convince us all that he drank that entire bottle of wine.  It's quite obvious, however, that dmoc was the one that drank it all, not him.",
		"Doesn't get much dirtier than this.",
		"Hey look, Skip is macking on Meredith.  Surprise.",
		"He just looks retarded in this one, eh?",
		"Continuing the 'Sit on some poor girl' tradition that he started last year, Skip has a seat.  It's a wonder he doesn't get the shit beat out of him more often.",
		"Go for the really drunk ones, Skip!",
		"Wanna take bets on whether he's trying to get in the pants of some girl that's right outside the field of view?  Me either.",
		"Skip wanted me to take a picture of him doing something... I don't remember what.  I bet skip doesn't either.",
		"Sometime last year, we ended up at a girls rugby party, and Skip got tackled by some chick there.  One year later, we happen to run into her again at some other party.  Unfortunately, Skip didn't get tackled this time.  Lucky bastard.",
		"Here's another picture with the Rugby Chich, which happens to look fairly normal.  Call it luck, 'cause Skip was pretty damned drunk.",
		"Those are Holly's glasses.  They look pretty good on Skip there, too, dontcha think?",
		"Skip was pretty damn trashed this night.  As if you couldn't infer that from the picture.  Of course, it doesn't look like Dan is going to be particularly helpful.  Luckily for Skip, Christian is wearing his Helper T-Shirt.  He's Saved!",
		"A momentous occasion for certain:  Skip is more drunk than Ebel.  Mark this date (3/17/00) on your calander, folks; it only comes around as often as a leap year (hint:  4 years).  Joel messed this one up when he was scanning it too.  Silly sod.",
		"Everyone point and laugh, children.  Good, good.",
		"More fun than should be allowed with an inflatable moose head.",
		"<Crocodile Hunter> ...and here we have the 'Skippopotomus', seen here for the first time EVER in the wild.  Woah!  Careful, looks like we frightened 'em!  Don't want to get too close to that razor sharp putter he's carrying!  The Skippopotomus is known to attack without prevocation!",
		"The ship's going down!  Women and Skip first!  No, wait, I'm just retarded and can't hold a camera vertically.  Carry on with your bad self, there Skip.",
		"Is that polite, Skip?  Didn't your momma teach you not to stick your tongue out a girl (unless you've managed to make it to her bedroom)?",
		"HE'S CHARGING!  RUN FOR IT!!!!",
		"Not now, Skip.  Jesus.  Let me at least take this picture first.",
		"Hey skip, will you clean my kitchen next?",
		"OK, now flip your legs around to the other side, look up here, smile, gooooood.... ::click::",
		"If you don't keep moving while walking down the sidewalk you can aquire skip barnacles.  Those things are a real bitch to get off, too.",
		"You're doomed, skip.  You've already got a nice big rugburn on your forehead there anyway.");

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	carola = new Array ("","affection","boobgrabbage","drinks","katietakesaknee","oncouchpassedout");
	
	carolt = new Array ("","Total affection","Boob grabbage","Drink up","Take a knee","Comfy?");
	
	carolc = new Array ("","They're so cute together.","I knew you guys were friends, but...",
		"In 30 minutes, you will be violently puking all of that right back up, so drink up!",
		"How's that knee working out for ya there?",
		"imfinelemmealone");

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	chicksa = new Array ("","bethface","bethlocal","dontsquishme","hiccupcure",
		"brashowing","brachick","tag","captainredeye","lesboaction",
		"morelesbianaction","streetsleeper","annahugs",
		"alleyhidesface","hotlesbianaction","lauraeyebrow",
		"laurafloor","lookingood","marykateandkaren","marykateandliz",
		"marykatenopicture","tinaspillsbeer",
		"bethandcigaretteboy","bethandjohngettiniton","sybil","dmocdance",
		"bunchachicks","dmocagain","dmocwasted","somechick","twochicks",
		"twochickshugging","kimandtina","umbrellahead",
		"blackshirtwhitepants","blowjob","chicksglasses","nicebracolorchoice","whoisthis",
		"almostsortakindanormal","circleofdorks","demongirl","shirtstealer","woot",
		"biggestnipplesever","stickboobs",
		"boomyandsomechick","mally","mallyandmotts","mallyandmottsoutside",
		"carolebel","carolnikkicouch");
		
	chickst = new Array("", "Beth's Face", "Beth 2", "Grow some", "hysterical", "Kodak Moment", "see above", "More SMSU", "Crazy eyes", "Tina 1", "Tina 2", "Heidi", "Anna", "Hiding", "Lesbo action", "Eyebrow", "on the floor", "fun times", "karen sings", "help me", "I'm sober", "drink much?","Smoking is cool", "get it on", "Sybil!","Freak dance","Four of em", "Center Dammit!", "Dmoc leaning","No comment","Stance", "Hugs galore","Kim and Tina", "Umbrella Head","Connect ...3","Blowjob", "Infamous glasses", "Nice color choice", "Who is this?", "So close", "Circle of...something", "Demon child", "Shirt stealer", "woohoo!", 
     "Biggest Nipples Ever", "Insert coin", "boomy", "mally", "mally and motts", "mally and motts outside","Carol and Ebel","Carol and Nikki");	
		
	chicksc = new Array ("","Beth is from Dobson, the dorm where a lot of girls live, for some weird reason.  Beth was just slightly inebriated one night.",
		"Beth was hanging on the local yokel one night too.  They make one funny looking pair, don't they folks?",
		"The girl in the picture was about 5 feet tall.  It looked like she was going to get stomped into oblivion by one of the bigger drunks.  Ker-SPLAT.  It's like spilling beer on the carpet, only bloodier.",
		"This is the same girl as above.  She had the hiccups, and was trying to cure them by sitting on the toilet and drinking (beer in this case) upside down.  It was one of the funnier things I've ever seen.  The picture just doesn't do justice to the amazing hilarity of the situation.",
		"This girl, Heidi, goes to SMSU.  We don't disgrace ourselves like this up here...  (sheah, right).",
		"Heidi again, taking a picture of her own face.  I really have to stop giving the camera to drunks.  Morons.  All of them.",
		"I think they were playing tag here, but I'm not real sure.  They were running around, anyway.  She ran around without falling over and scraping off half her face, unlike Jim.",
		"She has a red eye and a yellow eye in this picture.  It's pretty creepy looking if you ask me.  Maybe she's a communist.  Or a Nazi.  Fucking red and yellow eyed nazis.",
		"Tina gets pretty friendly when she's drunk, which is probably because she's really short and really skinny.  Takes about half a beer for her to get tipsy.  Closet lesbian?  Maybe.  Meridith is the other girl in question here.",
		"Tina trying to get some with some other girl again.  The other girl looks completely stoned, which isn't a bad thing, really.  You just never know with some poeople.",
		"This girl is acting much like Jim was by laying in the street, the difference being, no-one wanted to help her ass off the street.  Heh.",
		"I think they were dared to kiss each other.  My taking this picture stopped them from completing the act.  Unfortuntate, really.  It's so damned hard to judge when to take a picture, and when to wait.  Practice more I s'pose, eh?",
		"Ally wasn't drunk at the time of this picture, so she was hiding her face, not wanting to ruin it with her sobriety.  Or something.",
		"This picture is basically self-explanitory.  I'd have to check age if they were wearing anything less.",
		"It's DMOC, blinded by the light (of the flash)  Brad, in the background, is talking to a chick.  Amazing coincidence, innit?",
		"Hey, sometimes laying upside down with your head on the floor is more comfortable than sitting on the couch.",
		"I dunno who this is, but she looks really excited, doesn't she?  Alkehol is a depressant, folks, contrary to what you might think.",
		"They are both in choir, and can sing really well.  When they're sober.",
		"Mary Kate needed some help standing up, so she is taking advantage of Liz.  Sounds dirty, doesn't it?",
		"'Don't you dare take a picture of me, Stu' ::click::",
		"Tina has a drinking problem.",
		"Tired of waiting until you're over 40 to get lung cancer?  Smoke three at a time and start the lung rotting process earlier!",
		"Uhhh.... draw your own conclusions.",
		"This is our SA from last year.  Alkehol in the dorms is bad, but alkehol anywhere else is perfectly ok.  Heh.  Sybil ruled.  'OK everybody, hall meeting!'  Sure Sybil, whatever.",
		"Here we have good ole DMOC again, dancing with some other girl.  Awww yeah.",
		"Damn they look happy.  Fuckers.",
		"Here's DMOC and Skip, incredibly poorly centered in the viewfinder.  The guy on the left is getting a handjob, hence the expression.",
		"Oh yeah, I'm sober.",
		"I wanna make some sort of braying donkey joke here, but I'm not sure it's appropos.",
		"Here we have two chicks dancing.  Neat, huh?",
		"They look so cute together, don't they?",
		"Kim, on the left, looks understandably normal, except for the massive red-eye problem.  Tina's suffering from the, 'I had waaaay too much to drink' problem.  She's sunburnt, too, and kept trying to tell everyone that she looked bald.  I'm a guy.  Don't ask me.",
		"For whatever reason, she had about 5000 of those little paper umbrellas, and she decided to wear them all.",
		"You know what this picture needs?  More chicks in black shirts with white pants.  Really.  I thought wearing the same outfit as some other girl was some sort of cardinal-female sin.  ",
		"You thought this picture was going to be a lot more interesting, didn't you.  For shame.  Get it?  It's a blow job shot b/c she can't use her hands!  Does the hilarity ever end?",
		"I have no idea who this is, but see those hideous sunglasses the one chick is holding?  Yeah, we stole those from them.  For some reason.",
		"Today we learned why wearing a white bra with a black knitted top is a bad idea.",
		"I literally have NO IDEA who this person is.",
		"This is almost sorta kinda remotely close to normal but only if you squint and turn your headsideways so you can't quite make out the expression on both their faces.  Yeah.",
		"We had about 20 people all dancing together in one giant circle.  I have no idea why, and don't remember the song.  This is part of the circle.  Good story, huh?",
		"Skip and Ebel are oblivious to the fact that the girl in the corner is going to stab them both 400 times in the throat if they don't cut that out.",
		"Apparently this girl borrowed one of Jim's shirts when she was over at some point.  Neither of us know who she is, or where she came from.  Wanna take bets on whether Jim'll get his shirt back or not?",
		"I guess some of us haven't yet been properly weaned.  Quality entertitment for the rest of us! (<font size=\"-1\">(did I say entertitment?  I meant entertainment.)</font>",
		"You could put someone's eyes out with those things!  And Kurt, that's highly inappropriate for public viewing.",
		"Ebel is very wise in the ways of getting girls to stick glowsticks down their shirts.",
		"Meet Boomy (white shirt).  God knows where that nickname came from.  I'm probably supposed to know who the chick on the left is, but I don't.",
		"Nice nipple.",
		"Mally (jim's gf) and Motts (b/c she likes to eat applesauce when she studies... wtf) are both junior nursing majors, and they become incredibly fucking girly and obnoxious when they're together.  'Justifiable homicide' type obnoxious.",
		"You are not wearing enough blue!  Report to the designated area for your distinct-lack-of-blue flogging.",
		"Another halfway decent picture ruined by some drunk jackass flailing his arms in the way of the camera.",
		"There's a Carolhouse joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can make one up.  (b/c, you see, carolhouse is a furniture store, and Carol is sitting on the couch, a piece of furniture.  Furthermore, the catchphrase for Carolhouse is 'because you like nice things,' which the couch Carol is sitting on is most definitely NOT.)  See, isn't it hysterical now that I've explained it to death?");
		

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	christiana = new Array ("","christianandchick","christiangoingforit","christiangrabnipple",
		"christianinfinityandbeyond","christianshirt","christianskipdance","christianskiponcouch","threeguys",
		"christianbeerbong","niceandclose","christiancock","christiandoeskurt","desperation","suckindick");
	
	christiant = new Array ("", 	"Fuck the Dead", "Get it on", "Nipple Grabber", "Toy Story", "Automaton", "You lead", "Stop Couch", "Oh yeah", "Beer Bong", "Get it on s'more", "Uhhhhhh...", "Common Theme", "Squeeze it Harder", "Wrastlin");

	christianc = new Array ("","Insert a 'Fuck the Dead' Joke here.",
		"Christian is going for the gold with Dan.  What a lucky guy.",
		"When in doubt of what to do next, grab someone's nipples!",
		"To Infinity and Beyond!",
		"Christian looks unsettlingly inhuman in this picture.  I think it's his stance.",
		"They make a real cute couple, don't they?",
		"He's making a move on Skip.  Skip seems more concerned with the speck of dust in his eye.",
		"Red eye is awesome.  What else is there to say?",
		"Bonging beers is a great way to beat the pants off of the other team you happen to be racing against.  For the record, Christian was on the team that won.  Awwww yeah.",
		"Christian's a closet homosexual, but he's not real good about the whole 'closet' aspect.",
		"Oh.  Dear.  Lord.",
		"Ride 'em coyboy!  Yeeeeeehaaaa!!!!!  If you don't know already, that's a ceramic rooster that he's rudely shoving into Kurt's ass.",
		"This is either totally normal or really perverted, depending on the mood you're in.  Wanna take a wild guess as to which mood I'm always in?",
		"Dear god in heaven this is horrible.  Poor Skip.  Heh.  Isn't there phrase 'testicle biter' or some such?  I guess I could be making that one up, too.  Who knows.");

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	dana = new Array ("","closethomo","clothesline","wreath","chairtossing",
		"facedown","inroad","makeshismove","thiswayup","vacantstare",
		"doerrfloor","doerronthefloor","helpdanstand","sexyeyes","danholdme","danandsomechick","getsome");
	
	dant = new Array ("",	"Closet action", "Hide and Seek", "Nice wreath", "Chair tossing", "Face down", "Hit the Road", "Smoothe B.", "Crash Test", "Stare", "Fritos", "Comfy?", "Grinnin Fool", "Sexy Eyes", "Hold me", "Gonna get some", "Head licker");	
	
	danc = new Array ("","This is possibly the most, um, sexual picture I've taken.  Good or bad, that's up to you.",
		"Looks like he was trying to hide from someone.  Probably me.  And damn there's a lot of tape on that picture.",
		"This pictures makes me laugh everytime I look at it.  He swiped a wreath off the door, and wore it around for quite a while.  Merry Fucking Christmas.",
		"That's dan in the road, hoisting a chair above his head.  How did the chair get there to begin with, you ask?  Dan threw it, from the deck, into the road.  He had a long talk with the owner of said chair after this little stunt, needless to say",
		"Dan makes a good armrest, especially when he's passed out backwards over a couch.  That purple thing is a footstool.  There's a good picture of Jarrod with that thing in here somewhere.  Hint:  Look in the Jarrod category.",
		"The roads around here aren't real busy at 3 in the morning, so Dan can get away with laying in the middle of the road.",
		"Dan makes his move on Dana, one of the less-pleasing girls at the party that night.  Skip made out with her, but he doesn't like to admit it.  There's some great pictures of that episode.",
		"Jim was helping me try to fit all of Dan in the frame.  Needless to say, his help wasn't neccessary.",
		"He looks pissed off here, and he may have been.  I forget why I took this one.  Probably had to be there, which I was.  Amazing, eh?",
		"Dan came back from a frat party totally wasted.  This is him, passed out on the 5th floor with the bag of Fritos he'd been carrying around all night.  What a freak.",
		"Here's Dan passed out, again, the same night.  He was in his room at this point.  I think we had to coerce him into going to his room.  He was sure that he was perfectly capable of walking down 3 flights of stairs.",
		"Skip, the ever helpful one, is assisting Dan in his quest to become upright again.  I bet Dan just wants to be left alone, but that's his problem.",
		"There's little else funnier than a drunk trying to look seductive.  I think he succeeds fairly well in this one, don't you?",
		"Awwww, they're so cute together.  I have no idea what they're both eating though.  You sick bastard.",
		"Here we have Dan and some chick, possibly his girlfriend.  I'll be damned if I know.",
		"It's so damned attractive to have your mouth wide the hell open and your tongue hanging out.  Really.  Note to audience:  Dan is really drunk.");
		
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	ebela = new Array ("","atcounter","beerfight","cardhead","chairbeachball","chairnaked",
		"cheekycheeky","closeup","cuphead","floor","freakdance","genesimmons",		"goofyface","gotsaton","handinbeer","headlock","inbed","inbednaked",
		"johnandskipinbed","kissdan","kissdog","kurtcupheads","loft","nastyfloor",		"newdance","oncounter","pukeinsink","smiling","sucks","swerve",
		"tonguetarget","washer","drunkindian","goodlord","jesuschristebel",		"markerface","niceass","popasquat","squintmore","ebeldansbed","ebelshoulder","ebelwithcup",
		"ebeloncouch","funkitup","cardlicker","bowbeforeme","lunchrevisited","ebelfunk","ebeltree",		"loungeonskip","bitehim","treesupport","retarddance","bottlehead","worthless",
		"skeletor","thosedamnglassesagain","thumbsucker","ebelinachairpassedout","sleepinghatboy",
		"ebesdmoc","ebelwithchicks");
	
	ebelt = new Array ("", "Ebel there", "fight!", "Card Head", "BeachBall", "Nekked Boy", "Cheeky", "Closeup", "Cup Head Man", "Floor", "Freak Dance", "Gene Simmons", "Goofy Face", "Sit on me!", "Watch it", "Headlock", "In bed", "In Bed Nekked", "Skip and John", "Kiss Dan", "Kiss Dog", "teach me", "Lofty feelings", "Vile floor", "Macarena", "Almost gone", "Puking Time", "All Smiles", "Cameraman's happy", "Walk much?", "Aim right", "Wash me", "drunk indian", "help that boy", "cop a feel", "marker face", "Nice ass", "Pop a squat", "squinting", "Nap time", "Cuteness", "Drink", "Couch boy", "Dancin' Fool", "Card Licker", "Too cool", "Vomit patrol", "Funk it up", "Trees are good", "sit on this", "Attack 'em.", "Tree support", "Get Funky, biotch!", "Bottle head", "Worthless", "Skeletor", "Ever present", "thumb sucker", "Chair passed out ", "Chair passed out again", "Nice couple","Beth and co.");
		
	ebelc = new Array ("","Ebel was doing this totally fucked up thing with his eyes, but I didn't quite catch it.  It's really hard to describe, but it really bothered me.  He looked possessed, or really horny, one of the two.",
		"Ebel had a can of beer in his pocket, and wouldn't give it up, even with the physical beatings of Jim and Skip.  He Really wanted that beer.  They eventually got it away from him, and what does he do?  Pull another one out of his back pocket.  What a nutcase.",
		"Ebel though this was the coolest thing he had ever done.  It probably is.",
		"John with his shoes on his hands, and a beachball in his lap.  We have 25 beachballs in our suitemates' room.  It's a long story.  I guess Ebel just wanted to hold one.",
		"Words fail me.",
		"Ever played the game Cheeky-Cheeky?  That's what they were doing here, and John never noticed, until we told him the next morning",
		"Hi Ebel, why don't you get a little bit closer to the fucking camera, eh?",
		"He was very much passed out at this stage.  Skip thought putting a cup on his head would be funny.  It was.",
		"Ebel is a pretty small guy (watch it), so he gets really drunk on just a few beers, and this is what happens when he has waaaay to many.",
		"Ebel kept trying to freak dance everyone at this party.  He even did it to a couple that was dancing together.  They weren't real pleased.",
		"You can see what Ebel had for dinner.  He's doing his best Gene Simmons expression, and I think it works pretty well.  Jarrod looks fairly fucked up as well.",
		"Nice look there, John.  Jim is nice and squinty in this one, too.  Dan looks like he's about to tip over.  Buncha freaks.  Dig the artwork on the wall in the background, too.",
		"John was sitting on the couch, sitting out for one song, so Jim decided to come and sit on him, just to see what would happen.  This is what happened.",
		"Ebel was thumb master in one circle of death game.  I guess he didn't notice that he slammed his fist down into a puddle of beer that he had spilled earlier.",
		"John, fairly wasted, was messing with Dan, who was slightly more than fairly wasted.  I'm pretty amazed that he's still standing in this photo.",
		"John manages to walk home by himself from parties all the time.  I have no idea how he manages.  He says he uses the water towers for guidance.  Sure John, whatever.  We came back to harass him.  We stole his computer monitor, and put it in the lounge.",
		"Dear god this boy has problems.  Know when to say when, John.  That's his bed on the floor, by the way.",
		"Good ole buddy Skip was helping John into bed, or something.  Note the beer still in Skips hand.  Can't bother to put THAT down, for sure!",
		"John has this tendancy to try and kiss people when he's drunk.  Dan is trying to resist John's charms.",
		"Did I mention that he also has a tendancy to kiss dogs?",
		"Kurt wasn't really drunk here, but Ebel sure as hell was.  He would do whatever Kurt told him to do, so Kurt told him to put the cup on his head.  I'm pretty sure that he spilled it afterwards, too.",
		"There's Ebel's tongue, trying to show itself again.  That loft is helping him stand.  And no, no one drinks in the dorms, because that's illegal. ::cough::. Of course, so is underage drinking and murder.  But we don't murder people.  Usually.",
		"It doesn't really show in this picture, but ebel is sitting on the most foul, disgusting floor in existance.  Think you know dirty?  Think of the nastiest thing you can, and multiply that by a billion.  That's how sick this floor was.  Even the guy that lives there was amazed that he was sitting on that sick-ass floor.",
		"There's Ebel's snake tongue again, flailing about.  It looks like he's dancing, or something.  I dunno, you tell me.",
		"This was pretty close to the front door, and people kept asking me if Ebel was really that drunk or if he was just faking it.  He was really that drunk.",
		"Hey look, it's John throwing up in the sink.  Neat.",
		"This could easily pass for a sober picture, especially if we cropped out the entire background.",
		"Yes, this really is the whole picture.  It looks really dirty, but it's really not.  The camera was just set on the wrong frame setting",
		"It's hard to make out, but this is Ebel swerving down the sidewalk, trying to walk back to our dorm.  He probably though he was walking in a straight line.  He wasn't.",
		"There's that damned tongue again!  What's with him?",
		"I didn't take this one, but it looks like he's just supporting himself on the washer and dryer.  Standing isn't real easy for Ebel.",
		"After a while, you begin to see a reoccurring theme with ebel.  He likes to sit on the ground and bend waaaay the hell over.  Take that as you will (double pun.  I got mad skills)",
		"Doesn't he ever wonder if maybe, just maybe he's had entirely too much to drink?  I mean, look at the poor bastard.",
		"Hey ebel, It's ok to grab the breasts of men when you're drunk, but I wouldn't reccommend you try that with a female.  You'll get smacked into next thursday, especially with an expression like that.",
		"Somebody thought it would be fun to write all over ebel's face with a marker.  They were right!  It was fun!",
		"Who knows what he sat in.  If I had to take a totally wild guess, I'd say it was beer.",
		"This looks vaguely perverted, or something.  I can't quite place my finger on it, though.",
		"I didn't take this one.  Don't blame me. I can usually manage to at least get all their head in the shot.",	
		"Ebel got really tired, so he layed down on Dan's bed.  Dan got _really_ pissed off.  Just looking a the picture pisses him off.  It's funny as balls.",
		"Awwww... they look so cute.",
		"Don't... move...  Hey!  You moved, drink.",
		"This was taken in Meredith's apartment.  He wasn't as drunk as he looks in this picture.  We all laugh at him anyway",
		"It's Ebel, getting his groove on while total hammered out of his mind.  Again.",
		"Here we have Ebel, demonstrating his total lack of self control whilst drunk.  And what the hell is he doing in this picture, anyway?",
		"Ebel would almost look magestic in this picture, if it weren't for all the beer spilled on the front of his shirt and his pants.  Meanwhile Kurt ruins the whole effect by throwing fieldgoal signals all over the place.",
		"What a _great_ picture.  Drunkeness at it's worse.  Unfortunately this shot was one heave to early, if you get my drift.  We were really hoping to get it while it was flying, but we were robbed.  ::sigh::",
		"Ebel getting his groove on while playing action quake.  he sucks even more when he's drunk.",
		"He looks like he's enjoying rubbing against that tree a little too much, don't you think?",
		"That's just vulgar, Ebel.  Tina looks rather repulsed.",
		"Kill, Ebel, Kill!  Don't let Kurt molest your armpit!",
		"Ebel wasn't blinded by the flash, he makes that face normally when he's drunk.  I'll be damned if I know why (except for the obvious reason).",
		"Holly was trying to get away from these two so she could dance in peace, but Ebel decided he wanted to keep her company anyway.  He's definitely one funky white boy, you gotta admit that.",
		"He was concentrating",
		"Here is ebel, being worthless, as always.",
		"Does ebel look disturbingly gaunt and skeletal in this picture?  Maybe it's just me.",
		"We have roughly fifty million pictures of people in these hideous glasses.  This is one of them.",
		"Kurt's trying to get Ebel to suck his thumb.  I have no idea why.  Jim's taken on Ebel's most charming characteristic; being worthless.",
		"It's Ebel!  Passed out!  In a chair!  Again!",
		"If Ebel actually drank that much, he'd be dead from alcohol poisoning.",
		"My god, he actually looks normal in this picture.  Someone call the authorities, he must be on something.",
		"Ebel and Beth (dark hair) get along really well.  I have no idea why.");


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	friendsa = new Array ("","friendchair","guntherhathidden","guntherpossessed",	"gunthertablebiter","hargravesandtimonthebed","hargravesisstoned","jimfriend1",
		"jimsfriends","niceexpression","smokingisgoodforyou",	"tomandtim","gothfreak","gothmuslim","gropemarshall","howmanywasthat","nicholechrishug",
		"number69","sootired","marcsplace","shots1","shots2","marcgroup","megantiedup",
		"annhat","annpick","cherylamber","andyl","andyl2");
	
	friendst = new Array ("", "Chair", "Hat boy", "Concentration", "Table biter", "Bed time", "totally normal", "yup", "lunatics", "Nice", "Smokes anyone?", "Tom and Tim", "Goth freak", "Paradox Happens", "Grope along", "Here we go", "Awwww", "69!", "Shoot me", "Bell curve", "Shots 1", "Shots 2", "Center the viewfinder", "Bondage fiend", "Khakhi attraction", "Bad timing", "Cheryl y Amber","Andy L","Andy L 2");
		
	friendsc = new Array ("","It's Eric Gunther, with a papasjan chair on his head.  Looks like a fuckup, doesn't he.  And hey, does anyone know how to spell 'papasjan chair?'  Can you tell that I don't know?",
		"It's Eric Gunther, again, looking like a freak with his hat covering half his face.  Neat",
		"I'm not sure what he was doing here, but it looks demonic, doesn't it?  I'm crushing your head!",
		"Here gunther tries to get his daily allotted amount of polished wood.  Heh.  Polished wood.",
		"Alkehol and pot makes for some really tired induhviduals.  They were both passed out on the bed.",
		"This man was on a fair different number of drugs when he came up to visit.  Does it show at all?",
		"Hargraves was passed out on the bed again, so I decided, along with a couple others, to throw cards on him and see if he would notice.  He didn't.",
		"Just an innocent group of college visitors, fairly wasted, and pretty hungry, too.",
		"Would you sit next to this girl?  I sure wouldn't.  Heh.",
		"There's nothing like smoking AND drinking whilst underage.  Some of them, anyway.",
		"He was one tall dude, and he doesn't look real friendly in this picture, does he?  I wouldn't mess with him, especially not while he's drunk.",
		"Meet Marshall.  You could loosely classify him as an 'utter fucking lunatic.'  He's also a drummer, which pretty much explains everything.",
		"Quick boys and girls, what's wrong with this picture?  Freaky Goth guy... Semi-Normal looking guy... Conservative Muslim Chick (don't call 'em chicks, though)... what the hell?  If there really is going to be an apocalypse, I'm pretty sure this is one of the signs.  Spooky, eh?",
		"No no no, you're supposed to take advantage of the drunk girl, not get taken advantage of.  Sheesh.  They've got it all backwards.  Tho in Marshall's defense, he probably wasn't all that sober. (xtra points for finding all 50 grammatical errors in this little quip)",
		"Nichole and Christine, somewhere in the middle of a game of Century.  They didn't finish because 1)They ran out of beer, and 2)I was about ready to fall over from exhaustion, so I told them the soberTaxi&#153; was leaving.  Mwuahahahaha.  I'm such a bastard.  They were drunk anyway.",
		"Perhaps a little bit too smiley to pass for a sober picture, but still a nice shot none the less.  Much better than the wicked offenses to God elswhere on this site.  Heh.",
		"Nichole and Christine, right after shot #69 in their continuing game of Century.  You could probably decipher than from their wicked-cryptic hand gestures, but it never hurts to point that out to those 'less fortunate' induhvidiuals.  And yes, it'd look better if Nichole's '1' and '5' hands where swapped.  But she's standing up (relatively) straight... gotta applaud her for that.",
		"I don't think I could look more exhausted in that picture if I tried.  I'd been up waaay too long and in the car for waaay too many hours before this shot.  It shows just a little.  It's fairly impressive that either of us are standing, for totally different reasons.",
		"Reading this picture from left to right, it looks like they just get more drunk, 'till they reach the point where they can't stand anymore.  However none of them can stand up straight, apparently.",
		"That's the sissy way to hold a orange slice, but we won't hold that against you.  Probably.  Quit lookin' at me.",
		"Oh mah gawd he's got a fish in his pocket!  Pay no attention to the scary guy on the left.",
		"Good ol Dr. Weed, surrounded by a bunch of loonies.  If there is one look that sums up all that is Dr. Weed, it would be that bigass goofy grin.",
		"Bondage isn't exactly my thing, but hey, whatever creams your twinkie, eh?",
		"Looks like Jim's trying to take off her hat.  Jim doesn't remember taking this picture at all, and if you look at his eyes real close, you can probably figure out why.  I guess I should probably also say, 'ha ha! look how short Ann is!'  Not that short jokes are funny, but I think it's mandated by law, or some such",
		"See, now, I know what it looks like Ann's doing, but I don't really have any solid evidence for either case.  I think I'll just leave this one alone for the time being.",
		"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.",
		"Quit watching the damn TeeVee and get up and do something already.  Or sit there and become an easy target for my lense.  Sucker.",
		"You can run, but you can't hide!  Bwahahahahahaha!!  I got you, you crazy bastard!");

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	groupa = new Array ("","bigpole","carjack","driz-unk","groupfriends", "guysanddolls","mongolianclusterfuck","moregroupaction","polehumping",
		"rideemcowboy","moregroups","slumberparty","snowballfight","threegals", "treehuggers","group1","carryme",
		"dancinfools","dmocmarcandbrad","drunkretardgroup","gangdmoc", "groupheadlock","grouphugkinda","groupofhooligans","happycircledrunks",
		"hoodlums","openthedamnedthing","picturewithstu","problemchildren",	"smokesandalkehol","threeguyfreakdance","congaline","crowd","crowded",
		"miniclusterfuck","afterchamps","teamphoto1","teamphoto2","motleycrue","headlicker", "ourcouch","whiteboydance","3","panoramicpartyroom","smackitup","almostnormal",
		"dirtydirtydirty","kurtpillow","moredirtyness","nicefist","barndoorapartment","disembodiedhead",
		"eyesclosed","groupshots", "badassontheleft","drunksingalong","getoutoftheway","gotothecorner","moreonthecouchplease","peoplemass",
		"stoopid","thatissowrong","um","boyband","boyband2","circlejerk","retards", "3tards","grouppeople","mantrain","nicefacialexpression","kissdamoose",
		"eryeah","openyerdamneyes","thirdhand","circlehooligans","hooligans","kurt21group","nikkigrouphug");
		
	groupt = new Array ("", "Ramming", "Carjacking", "Ride 'em", "Group action", "trouble ahead", "Mongols", "Group 2", "Nasty Pole", "backside", "Group A", "Pre-party", "Snowballs", "Chicks", "Hippies", "Group three", "Smack!", "Skip around", "Innocence", "crap-o-la", "sandwich", "Ass-grabber", "playboy", "Say drunk!", "invite", "lineup", "spoon", "It's me!", "Clown death", "familiar", 
		"don't click me", "Everybody Conga", "Crowd Control I", "Crowd Control II", "Interesting", "Afterwards", "Team Photo I", "Team Photo II", "Motley Crue", "Harrassment", "Pile on", "WhiteBoy Dance", "Love couch", "Dance, Fools", "Beavis and Butthead", "Normality", "Groovin'", "Picnic", "Still Groovin'", "Nice fist", "We Have Friends", "I hate this picture", "Open your friggin eyes", 
		"Shots for shots.", "Badass alert", "Singalong", "Get out of the way", "Go away", "More please", "People Mass", "Stoopid", "That is so wrong", "errr....", "Boy Band", "Carbon copy", "Circle K", "Not funny", "Wrong way, Kurt", "It's not that small", "Man-train", "Goth attack", "Kiss da moose!", "Get off the couch", "Jolly green giant","The third hand...",
		"Circle Hooligans","Just plain Hooligans","Bithday Hooligans","Nikki's Hooligans");	
				
	groupc = new Array ("","This looks amazingly perverted, but it's not supposed to.",
		"They were trying to jack Jared's car, but, being drunk, it didn't work out.",
		"Ride the rails, lose a testicle.",
		"They all love everyone, although you'd never pick up on that piece of information",
		"Guys and dolls.  I guess.",
		"This is the infamous Mongolian Clusterfuck.  Alkehol does bad things to you, kiddies.  I think Paul came up with the name.  It was in a movie, but I forget which one.  Some blockbuster a while back that took place in the desert, and a nuclear warhead exploded underground.  It sucked, whatever it was.  As of now, this is the only copy left; the original is 'lost' for the time being.",
		"Drunks are sometimes funnier when there are lots of them smashed into one little picture frame.  Sometimes not.",
		"Jim is still riding around on that pole he found earlier.  Must be quite a ride.  Just like your mom.",
		"Don't ever take up on a drunk's offer for a piggyback ride.  You'll probably only get a few feet.  Plus, your clothes will smell.",
		"Center the subject in the viewfinder?  What does that mean?",
		"This reminds me of a slumberparty.  I don't really know why, but it does.  So just deal with it.",
		"It's pretty fun to watch drunks try and move on ice.  They fall a lot.",
		"Yeah, this should probably go in the 'chicks' section, but that would require more work on my part.  So, someone else will have to do it, or this will stay here for eternity.  Bwahahah",
		"Tree huggers.  Pole huggers, actually, but that sounds perverted.",
		"Brinker is trying to catch a fly in his mouth.  I don't think it'll work.",
		"Drunks can get away with a lot, but they regret it in the morning.",
		"They look unbelievably dumb in this picture, don't they?  What is Dan doing?  Skipping?  Pardon the pun, for those that get it.",
		"Except for Marc's extremely smiley state, this could pass as a sober picture.  They weren't.",
		"This one is kinda hard to make out.  Blame the streetlights in the background and the fact that I don't have a $1000 camera",
		"It's kinda hard to tell, but underneath all those retards is laura, in her own bed.  There's this unsettling tendency to harrass her whenever they get back.  Kinda funny, really.  They've gone through their suitemate's room to get in before.  That REALLY pissed Laura and her roommate off.  Surprise.",
		"It looks like the local yokel is grabbing Jarrod's ass, but I don't think he is.  Group headlock, gotta love it.",
		"What is Jarrod doing, grabbing Jim's eyebrow?   For all I know.  Dan, passed being sat on, is enjoying some primo reading material.",
		"You can see all the way down John Ebel's throat.  How cool is that?",
		"They almost look normal in this one, except for Jared, who is obviously trashed.  It looks like Jim is inviting me to sit down and play, which I obviously wouldn't do for the life of me.  Literally.",
		"Hey look, they're in order by height.  Sort of.",
		"John helps Skip in his futile attempt to open a bucket of food.  Damned buckets, they're so difficult to operate.",
		"Y'know, it's a really damned frightening exprience to have a horde of drunk people come crashing toward you for a photo opportunity with 'Sober Stu'  I feared for my life, seriously.  As you can see, I had to push Jarrod's head out of the way, cause he was hogging my space.  Fucker.",
		"Jarrod looks like a clown.  I fucking hate clowns.  It's a wonder I didn't physically thrash Jarrod just for looking like one.",
		"This is a Group of people I see regularly at parties.  They were playing Circle of Death, a very popular game around here.  Fuck You is also popular.",
		"The Village People revisited.  Run away!  This picture gives me nightmares.",
		"Stationary conga line.  Awwwww yeah.",
		"This place was just a little packed when I took this one.  The next one is even worse.",
		"It's a mass of people!  What I wouldn't give for some napalm.",
		"The expression on Dan's face is priceless.  Funny, funny stuff.",
		"This was taken in our room at about midnight, a little bit after they five pictured had taken down 15 beers each in one and a half hours.  They were all pretty baked.  They were also really fucking loud and obnoxious.  Got us a noise violation, to boot.",
		"Here we have 4/5 members of the winning partyball racing team.  The other member, Christian, was throwing his mac around like the playa he is.  He told us all to make sure he didn't go home with some chick.  He didn't, though a chick did go home with him.  Heh.",
		"There's all five of 'em, toasted out of their minds.  Christian looks particularly wasted in this one.",
		"This is the team that won the Cock Division Partyball Race on 2/19/00.  What a bunch of freaks, eh?  Would you let your daughter date any one of these guys?  I mean, Keeeerist.",
		"I'm pretty sure that if Ebel knew what these two were doing, he would've protested.  As is stands, however, he was much to fux0red to do anything about it.",
		"This started out as a nice friendly picture of Skip and Kurt, but then Holly and Brittany had to go and mess it all up by jumping on top of them.  That's my story, and I'm sticking to it, whether you believe me or not (hint:  you shouldn't).",
		"Return of the White Boy Dance!  Whoooo!  I know, pictures don't do justice, but we _still_ don't have a video camera.  Why, you ask?  'Cause we're poor, that's why.",
		"There's Dan, holding that same facial expression he'd been holding all night.  Crazy bastard.",
		"This picture sucks, but there's a good reason for it.  Right before this picture they had just turned off the lights, so it was pitch black.  And Stu said, 'Let there be light (in the form of a camera flash)', and the drunks, lo, they did scream and whine and complain, and it was good.",
		"It doesn't translate well into a still photo, but Kurt and Ebel were both doing that retarded ass slapping 'dance' that was made famous by Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead fame.  Sitting on Jim, no less.",
		"This is almost a passably nice picture.  The yellow shirt clad individual in the background looks like he's about to fly through the sliding glass door, but other than that, it's pretty normal",
		"Dirty Dancing.  At a girl's birthday party, no less.  And no, neither of them are the b-day girl.",
		"Ebel, though he has had plenty to drink, still continues to.  Kurt, on the other hand, has had plenty, and like a good drunk, has stopped drinking and has moved on to the passed out stage.  Tina and Kim are the for moral support, or something.  Well, Kim's there for Ebel's chair-like stability.",
		"More dirty dancing, with Kurt's dumb ass right in the way of the camera.",
		"Nice fist there, Jim.",
		"That's ok, we like to pay exorbient electric bills; go ahead and leave the door open.",
		"OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS COMING OUT OF KURT'S PANTS! (no wait, that sounds bad).  I look gay in this picture; I blame it on the hair.",
		"All 5 people in this picture got caught with their eyes closed.  Kinda cool, eh?  You can see the beginnings of the Wall O' Shame in the background there as well.",
		"remember:  if it doesn't burn, there wasn't enough alcohol in it.",
		"You can just tell that the guy on the far left is a total badass.  I mean, just LOOK at 'im.",
		"You have never heard a sound more ear piercingly horrible than the sound of this particular group of retards trying to sing along to a Brittany Spears' song.  Words just can't describe.",
		"Get out the damned way, Skip.",
		"Notice that Kevin is holding a camcorder.  The footage that ended up on that camcorder was absolutely priceless, but it got erased for, uh, national security reasons.  And what's with the couple in the background, eh?  Big fat boot to the head is what those two need.  No, I don't know who they are.",
		"What this picture needs is more people on the couch.  Definitely.  BUBBLES!",
		"We fit all those people in our apartment and still managed to keep from breaking most everything.  Amazing.",
		"Man, maybe the scanner was dirty or something.  G'lawd that's fuzzy",
		"What would your parents say if they saw this?  Probably laugh hysterically or cry in shame, one of the two.",
		"On one hand, I'm curious as to what the hell is going on in this picture, but on the other hand, I'd really rather just not know.",
		"This was the weekend before halloween.  The lot of them went as a boy band.  Nice visors.",
		"The resemblence is uncanny, no?", 
		"Who the hell <b>IS</b> that guy?",
		"This picture is not even remotely funny or interesting.  I think I shall go hang myself.",
		"Dammit Kurt, I said lean your head to the RIGHT, not the LEFT.",
		"I know the camera is shitty, but it's not THAT shitty.  You can spread out a little bit.  Weirdos.",
		"TOOT TOOT!  Mantrain comin' through!",
		"Jesus christ guys, I know it's the winter and such, but GET OUTSIDE some.  Christ.  Pasty white folks.  Next thing you know, you'll be writing really shitty poetry, lost in your personal misery and gothitude.",
		"KISS THE MOOSE!  KIIIIIISS IT!  Uh, yeah, I have no idea where I'm going with this.",
		"This is so wrong on so many levels.  And get off our damn couch already you horny bastards",
		"Yaaaarrrr!  I am the Jolly Green Giant, and I have come to eat you!  Yaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!",
		"Jim has evolved beyond the rest of us poor saps, growing the all-purpose third hand.",
		"Our new favourite pasttime is sitting in a circle outside on the patio between apartments and drinking.  Past favourite pasttimes include 'sitting in a circle in a dormroom and drinking', 'sitting in a circle in someone else's house and drinking', and 'sitting in a circle in our apartment and drinking'",
		"Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl, Boy, Gi... uh... ",
		"Kurt's 21st birthday involved a lot of drinking.",
		"Nikki keepin' her bitches in line.");



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	hollya = new Array ("","hollyandwill","hollywithmany","spellcheckmosh","spellcheckwithsomeguy",
		"ebelimpression","fanlicker","giantbottle","lapdance","lapdance2","lickdacock","lightmouth","shoulderbiter",
		"tickler","whippedcream","whippedpreparation","noiwillnotmakeoutwithyou","spellcheckanddumbass",
		"couchchicks","craneshot","hollym","hollywig");
	
	hollyt = new Array ("", "Holly and Will", "More more more!", "Mosh.  Die.", "Guy #481", "Impressionist", "Drunk Wars", "Brace yourself", "Lapdance 1", "Lapdance 2", "Cock Licker", "Light it up", "Shoulder Fetish", "Tickle fight", "Whipped Cream 1", "Whipped Cream 2", "Holly and Kurt", "Holly and Jim", "Couch chicks", "Drunk crane", "Y...uh...", "Wig out");
	
	hollyc = new Array ("","Will is the guy she's dating but not.  Don't ask me to explain.  It's one of them women things.  heh.  Anyway, when we got to this particular party, she was there all of 20 seconds (literally) before latching onto him.  It's a record in my book.",
		"Who says you have to dance with only one guy at a time?  Why not go for two!  And Brittany!  The more the merrier, right?",
		"We were in this tiny little apartment, packed to the gills with international students, when some gay popular 'metal' song comes on over the speakers.  Instant mosh pit:  Add drunks and stir.",
		"This looks totally disproportionate because it is.  Did I mention she'd dance with any guy that wasn't tied down?  (or nailed down, or crucified down...)",
		"Ebel does Gene Simmons impressions, Holly does Ebel impressions.  Pretty damned good, really.  She's got the requisite beer stains, the tongue hanging out, and she's trying to eat her shirt.  Two words:  Mad Props.",
		"Luuuuuuuuuuke, I am your faaaaather.  Your voice sounds _really_ cool when you talk through a moving fan, eh Holly?",
		"Be Gentle.  That's all I have to say.  Oh, and 'What in gods name is WRONG with you?'  Some people like it rough, but GOOD LORD",
		"Nice and centered in the viewfinder, just how I like it.  Lapdance Number One...",
		"And here is Lapdance Number Two.  It wasn't really, but there's nothing like good FUD  (kudos if you know that acronym)",
		"Holly's liking the cock!  Isn't that hysterical!?!  How many times can I use the word cock?  Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock!  By the way, that's a statue of a rooster, if you can't tell.  Makes this comment quite a bit funnier if you know that.",
		"It's hard to tell, but she's got a battery operated (eeewwww) light in her mouth.  Blinking and everything.  I'm not real sure why she has it, though I do know that Joel is the proud owner of it, for some reason.",
		"It's anybody's guess as to what the hell she's doing to Jim's shoulder in this picture.  Maybe there's a correlation with that bottle picture above...",
		"Holly's quite ticklish, apparently.  If you squint, this picture looks perverted.",
		"And they didn't even have to fork over money to do that.  As you can probably guess, this whole idea was Skip's idea.",
		"Skip is assaulting Holly with a whipped cream container, while Kurt goes for some more 'kool-aid'",
		"They sure do look cute standing there like that don't the WHOA WHO'S THAT HOT CHICK IN THE POSTER ON THE DOOR?!?!?  (sorry, stupid inside joke.)",
		"I could make an 'ethnic' joke and say they were both doing impressions of Chinese chefs, but that wouldn't be very PeeCee.  Instead, I'll tell an offcolor Ethiopian joke!  They're poor, it doens't matter!  Q:  How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phonebooth?   A:  All of them.",
		"I'm waiting for some sort of inspiration to kick in here, but it's just not happening.  It does look like Jim is taking a hit off a bong, though, which is _almost_ amusing.",
		"Wax on... wax off... mantra to keep you standing.",
		"Here Holly is failing to do the YMCA dance properly.  Because, you know, the 'M' is an incredibly taxing and difficult letter to pull off.",
		"Holly found this wig somewhere or the other; I think this is how most people get lice.  That freaky black thing on her forehead is a picture anomaly and isn't her fault.  Kurt, however, was actually doing that.");

	
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	jarroda = new Array ("","somegrin","annaisneat","jaredandachick",
		"jimjaredandsomegirl","rolledeyes","cardhead",
		"footstool","hitthelights","hitthelightssmore",
		"pizzabox","ramenoodles","rickandjarrod","saraandjarrod",
		"smilingagain","stairs","stairwellstamphead");
		
	jarrodt = new Array("", "Fool", "Anna too", "Hetero", "Sandwich", "Issues", "Card head", "Foot Stool", "Hit lights", "Hit lights cont'd", "Pizza rules", "ramen also rules", "Ricky is cool", "Umm...", "All smiles", "Comfy much?", "head stamp");	
		
	jarrodc = new Array ("","Jarrod with a really goofy look on his face.  He swears to us that he can hold his liquor, but no-one believes him.  This is why.",
		"Anna is a friend of mine that is usually a really quiet girl, very much to herself.  When I walked into the room this one night, she got up, stumbled over to me and gave me a hug.  She was REALLY drunk.  She was acting really friendly with Jarrod for quite a while.",
		"I'm pretty sure that Jarrod has a girlfriend, and that's not her.",
		"Laura, DMOC extraordinaire, gets sandwiched in between to freak drunks so we can laugh at them.  Cool.",
		"I think he's rolling his eyes because he has to stand next to the local yokel.  Poor Jared.",
		
		"It's Jarrod with a card on his head.  I think he learned this way cool trick from John Ebel.  He seems to do it pretty damned often",
		"Where's the footstool at?  Oh, Jarrod's trying to eat it.  Stop him, would you.",
		"Skip and Jarrod were trying to hit the light above the door of our dorm.  Drunk White Men Can't Jump.",
		"Another one of them trying to hit the lights and failing miserably.",
		"This boy has some serious issues.  Who in their right mind tries to eat a Pizza Box, especially from Little Ceasers?",
		"Now trying to eat a brick of Ramen noodles (college student food of choice) raw.  I think he has some sort of oral fixation (Run wild with THAT one).",
		"Ricky's a really cool guy.  Jarrod is not.  Or maybe he is, and I'm not.  Something like that, anyway.",
		"Sara, carrying two coke glasses, with Skip and Jarrod dancing in the background.  Note to viewers:  There is no soda in either of those two cups.",
		"Not too bad of a picture, really.  Aside from the utter darkness of the basement we were in.",
		"It takes a certain amount of skill to pass out on a stairwell like this.  Props to Jarrod for being the man for the job.",
		"The stamp on Jarrod's forehead is what they used at the party to identify who had paid and who had not.  I think Skip was the one who stamped his forehead.  Jarrod reminds me of Frankenstein in this picture.") 
		
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	jaynea = new Array ("","jayneface","jaynefacedown","jaynesbreasts","jaynegoeski");
	
	jaynet = new Array ("","Face", "Face Down", "Breasts!", "Skiing");
	
	jaynec = new Array("","Sign #1 that you are drinking really crappy beer.",
		"Jayne is a good friend of mine, and one night she decided to take a nap by crashing face first onto a steep hill.  She layed there for a while, waiting for the rest of the crew to get out of the house.",
		"Look, Jayne has breasts.  She's happily showing them to everyone.  Neat, huh?  Hi Jayne, you're on the web.  I should charge admission, or something",
		"There's nothing quite like pretending to water-ski in grassy yard holding onto an evergreen tree, eh?  She's got quite an imagination, I'll give her that.");

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	jima = new Array ("","jimchair","jimface","reelhimin","bottlejim","jimissmiley", "jimpipe","jimsmilesalot","meridithandjim","meridithandjim0","sprinklers","couchpotato",
		"roadkill","oldnavy",	"bottledrinker","fakeout","fishthingtwo","flappycheeks","inthestall",	"jimandbiscuit","jimandlaura","jimandthefloor","jumpingjim","keyboard",
		"marcandjimpointing","meridithonceagain","noodleboy","outhouse","phone","rickyjimkegvodka","ridesbike","sprayjohn","target",
		"toilet","whiteboydance",	"danjimgetiton","fairydance","gimmeakiss","jimcar","jimsuckit","magicdork",
		"touchtoes","withmeganw","jimchairspills","jimfaceagain","jimfaceupclose","jimgoofyface",	"jimidunno","jimmac","jimmeridithspills","jimoncouch","jimsmash","beeramid","jimandskiprace",
		"jimwastedinchair","bunnyears","jimpartballhead","blowjob","liquorbreath","ohdearlord","steamroller",
		"thumbsup","guitarman","holdmeup","nicetits","vodkapumpkin", "baggingroceries","checkerdance","closeupdoofus","jimwig","jimymca",
		"bbq","jimchairatmarcs","kissebel","dontpointthatthingatme","fatmaninalittlecoat","niceglasses","nicehat","pinacoladadork","sekziboxhead","queenjim","assgrabber","nicelookthere",
		"ceaserlightstick","greenhat","greenhat2","buttdance","jimandmally","jimmallymotts");
		
	jimt = new Array("", "Chair", "Bricks", "Got one", "bottle of death", "Fool too", "Pipes", "Dork", "Before", "After", "Weed Whacker", "couch fight", "Splat.", "Old Navy", "Bottle fed", "fake out", "reeled in", "flappy cheeks", "stalled", "Biscuit", "Deeeemoc", "meet the floor", "Criss cross", "Keyboard", "Pointing", "Meredith", "noodle boy", "outhouse", "phone", "Vodka is cool", "bike rider", "spray john", "target", "toilet", "white boy dance", "Get it on", "fairy dance", "kiss me", "on da car", "suck it", 
		"Magic is swell", "exercise", "with megan", "Chair sitter", "Goofy Grin", "Wide Angle", "Sailor Boy", "What the hell", "McJim", "Nice outfit", "Couch Potato", "Squish her", "Beeramid!", "Want s'more?", "After shot #1", "Bunny ears", "headball", "Blowjob", "Stanky", "Naughty", "Tickle me and die", "Thumbs up", "College Musician", "Hold me", "Nice tits", "Vodka Pumpkin", "Baggin' groceries", "Checker dance", "Doofus", "Wiggy white boy", "Village idiots", "BBQ", "Tired much?", "When in doubt...", "Cut that out", 
		"Fat man in a little coat", "Stupid glasses", "Stupid hat", "Tilde", "Poor, poor child", "Queen Jim", "Pretty flowers", "Nice look, there.", "Hail Ceaser", "Green hat", "More green hat", "butt dance", "jim and mally", 
		"jim, mally, and motts");	
		
	jimc = new Array ("","This was my suitemate's chair, so Jim and I took it apart and stored it in our closet for a while.  We put it back together around Jim.  He's sober in this picture.  Blasphemy, I know.",
		"I snagged this picture right outside our room.  Jim was racing someone down a road with lots of construction crap on it, hit a 4 ft. pile of cement bricks, and melded his face with the pavement.  He looked like this for a few weeks.  Sucker.  He's literally famous around campus (within a certain crowd, anyway) for this incident.",
		"Tim and Jim were doing that goofy fish dance, and I happened to snag a picture of it.  They're retarded as far as I'm concerned.",
		"Jim drinking from a bottle of something.  Jim is demonstrating how to get properly messed up.",
		"I'm not sure why, but Jim smiles all the damned time when he's drunk.  Must be his liver giving up on him.  Makes for a good picture, though.",
		"This just looks wrong.  I'm not real sure what he was trying to do here.  I didn't take this picture.",
		"It's Jim!  Smiling!  Again!",
		"It's Meridith and Jim!  Meridith is one of about 3 people that calls our room.  Usually, callers can't get through 'cause I'm connected to the net blowing people to bits in Quake.",
		"Meridith and Jim again.  Aren't they cute?  Awwww.....Makes ya wanna vomit, eh?",
		"There was a weedwhacker outside one of the houses we went to, so naturally they went and played with it for a while.  Hey Jim, put your head closer to the blade...",
		"Jim got real sleepy in the lounge when he came home one time.  So, he decided to sit down and rest for a while, and ended up falling asleep (passed out).  I still think that it looks like the couch is trying to eat him.  ",
		"Jim laying in the road.  There isn't a lot of traffic in Kirksville, so this is fairly safe.  As safe as laying in the street when totally plastered can be, anyway.",
		"At every party we go to, Jim gets called Old Navy because of his hat.  Either people don't remember (surprise) or don't want to learn his name.  Lots of people call him Jim too, because of the running-brickpile incident.",
		"Caution:  Drinking vodka out of a bottle can be hazardous to your health.  Unless it's empty.",
		"Remember that scene in Animal house where John Belushi is sneaking up on the building they're going to put the horse in?  That's what these two freaks were doing to me.  It was pretty funny.",
		"Here's a crappier view of Jim and Tim doing that fish dance thing.  Reel him in, eh?",
		"Jim can make that Barney Rubble running noise really well.  He was trying to show me how to do it.  I don't think I quite caught on.",
		"Jim in the stall in the bathroom next door.  I have no idea why he has his keys in his hands.  Maybe he's gonna flush 'em.",
		"They look so close to normal, but yet so far.  Jim is just a little bit too gone in this picture to show it to his folks.",
		"They look so CUTE together, don't they?  Makes you wanna puke, doesn't it?  I kid here, children.  Harrassing your roommate to death = not a good idea.",
		"Jim, meet the floor.  Floor, meet Jim, my roommate, passed out on the bathroom floor next door.  Didn't even have the common courtesy to pass out in our bathroom.  That bastard.",
		"Jim gets airborne off the side of the hill.  For those of you keeping track, this is the same hill that Jayne is lying face down on.",
		"Poor computer science major, all tuckered out after consuming mass quantaties of alkehol",
		"Marc Says, 'You've got 3 seconds before I wipe that stupid grin off your face.'  Jim Says, 'You better not make me spill my beer, or I'll be very upset.'",
		"Meridith and Jim, in another picture together.  Meridith is trying to act short in this one.",
		"Jim has an eating disorder.  Poor boy.",
		"Jim in an outhouse.  I think this was in a construction yard somewhere.  Probably not particularly legal for them to be there, but oh well.",
		"I laugh every time I see this picture.  Someone handed Jim a phone at a house we were at, and he was totally confused.  It's understandable, really.  What kind of nutcase hands a phone to some random person at a party, huh?",
		"Ricky was really wasted this one night, and wanted a picture with Jim by the Keg.  So, he got one.  I think this was the night he had a fourth of a bottle of everclear before going out to party.  Can you say dumb idea?  I sure can!",
		"Jim, in his infinite wisdom, was trying to ride a bike that was still attatched to the bike rack.  What a freak.",
		"We are constantly spraying each other with cleaning products and what not.  It's even more fun when the target doesn't retaliate, or, in this case, move.  Joel is in the background, almost falling out of his chair.",
		"Jim, the human target.  This picture was his idea.  Don't blame me if it sucks.",
		"Here we have Jim, almost puking in the commode.  Neat, huh?",
		"The infamous White Boy Dance.  I would kill for a video camera.  Anyone know where I could get a small one for cheap?",
		"That's quite an expression on Dan's face, there.  Hee hee.  Jim's trying to keep his identity a secret, but it doesn't work very well.  Maybe if he'd take that damned hat off...",
		"He may have been trying to explain something, but it looks like he's a giant flaming fairy.  Cocked arm and all.  Maybe he is.  He missed coming out day, though.",
		"More evidence to support the claim in the above picture.  'Gimme a kiss you sexy man, you.'  Heh.",
		"Jim's laying on the hood of Dan's car.  Dan wasn't there, and when he saw these pictures, he got PISSED.  It was damned funny.",
		"His head is facing the wrong way, which is really too bad.  It would've made this picture ever better.",
		"I'm gonna make this ping pong ball disappear into this here can of generic orange soda.  Honest.",
		"One and two and feel the burn and stuff.  Exercise is good for you.",
		"Jim posing with a friend of mine from High School.   This could pass as a good picture if he didn't have that cup in his hand...",
		"It's kind hard to tell in this picture, but Jim has been all over the front of his sweater.  Meredith poured it over him.  funny stuff.",
		"More smiling from Jimbo.  More smiling from Jimbo, badly centered in the viewfinder.",
		"More of those damned up close face shots.  I don't know how these get taken.",
		"The expression on his face is just priceless.  It looks kinda popey-esque.",
		"Jim is hiding behind the table, for whatever reason.  Crazy bastard.",
		"Jim's throwing his mac around again.  Awww yeah.",
		"You can blame Meridith for that giant beer stain on the front of his shirt.  They took the near-empty keg and poured it all over him.  It was pretty damned hysterical.",
		"It's Jim. Sitting on a couch.  Oh yeah.",
		"Sitting on people, especially girls, is encouraged.",
		"That beeramid was my creation.  Surprisingly, it stayed up for quite a while after I built it, even whilst being threatened by totally uncoordinated drunk people, like Jim here.",
		"Because only one beer at a time is for pussies.",
		"This was after the first partyball race competiton, which Jim, Christian, Skip, Kurt, and Brinker won.  Needless to say, they all had quite a lot of alcohol.  It was damned amusing.",
		"He's so damn clever.  Bunny ears!  Whodathunkit?",
		"Apparently, it's hard to breath with one of those on your head, or so Jim tells me.  Imagine that.",
		"That's the Cock Division partyball race trophy.  Knowing that makes this picture _really_ dirty.",
		"Holly had pretty atrocious rum breath (gee, I wonder why), so Jim was holding his nose.  Wise boy.",
		"Seen that picture of Holly getting whipped cream licked off her nipples?  Well, Jim's in the same position here.  Scary thought, eh?",
		"Jim's damned ticklish.  Might as well take advantage of that fact, now that you know it.",
		"Fuck the Middle East.  Really.  (I've run out of things to say about pictures of Meredith and Jim.  Now you know the truth.  I just don't have it in me.)",
		"This picture is just fucking hilarious.  That's all there is to it.  I can't even look at it without laughing.  Jesus christ.",
		"Ebel needs help standing.  Kurt needs help standing.  JIm's gonna need help standing, once the two of them drag him onto the ground.",
		"Pinch those nipples baby... oooohhhhh yeah.",
		"It's easier to pour (cheap nasty) vodka into a cup with a pumpkin on your arm.  Seriously.",
		"In one of his fits of delerium while working at Schnucks, Jim made up a new dance.  Several, actually.  Baggin' groceries... aww yeah... Baggin' groceries.",
		"Much like the baggin' groceries dance (above this here picture), we have the checker dance.  beep!  checker dance!  beep!  Feel the funk y'all.",
		"Jim hates close-up pictures when he's drunk.  Kinda ironic seeing as we have so many of them.",
		"Here's Jim wearing that goofy ass wig Holly had found earlier.  Holly's pulling a Mike Tyson on Jim, and Kurt is doing, well, Kurt stuff.  Fuck if I know.",
		"young man, there's no need to feel down.  I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.  I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town there's no need to be unhappy... YMCA, biotch!",
		"Looks like a pretty normal picture of Jim BBQing, no?  Well, it is, except for the fact that it was _three in the morning_ when this was taken.",
		"He's so cute when he's sleeping.",
		"If you're gonna kiss someone whilst totally plastered, it might as well be Ebel.",
		"If you don't quit pointing that finger at me I'm gonna break it off and feed it to Skip.",
		"Fat man in a little coat... Heh.  Jim's what?  2, 3 feet taller than Brittany?",
		"These glasses pictures just keep getting FUNNIER AND FUNNER EVERY TIME",
		"Nice Hat.",
		"'Who wants a pina colada?  Nobody?  OKAY!  I'll drink it!'  Blender head.",
		"Jim suffers from 'whoa my eyes get really fucked-up looking when I'm drunk' syndrome",
		"he looks much too serious to be wearing that goofy crown.  ALL HAIL PRINCESS JIM!",
		"Like a honey bee, Jim was attracted by the bright pretty colors and scent.  Er, don't take that the wrong way.",
		"I hereby declare a moritorium on all pictures of Jim and Laura posing together with Jim looking like a drunk.  This is in addition to the one on 'pictures of Jim and Meredith and the white house.'",
		"All hail mighty Ceaser of the Glowstick!  May his rein be long and prosperous, and may be cast the irritating ones to the lions for the enjoyment of the masses.",
		"'You best not take my hat, otherwise I'll deliver a world of pain upon your sorry ass.'",
		"To drink, or not to drink, that is the question.   Not a particularly hard question, mind you, but a question nonetheless.",
		"ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!  ASS TO ASS! <font size=\"-1\">(ever seen Requiem for a Dream?)</font>",
		"I bet these two are completely sober in this pictures.  Bastards.",
		"Pimpin' his hoes.  Big Pimpin'.");	
		
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	joela = new Array ("","aristocrat","basket","condom","coolexpression", "curlingiron","drinkingproblem","goofy","joelandkarentogether",
		"joelkoolaidgrin","joelmarcandkaren","karenandgoofy", "karenkiss","makeoutsession","touchnose","agentdork","headshot","hello","huh","lookinggood","smooches",
		"dancinfool","fight","kissedbytara","kungfujoel","oj","pissedoff","pointlaugh","shakefeeder","tiedtotara",
		"tongueaction","getaroom1","girlstealer","necking","sissytip","sofabedparty","actionassrammerjoel",
		"matchingretards");

	joelt = new Array("", "Aristocrat", "the basket", "Condom boy", "Nice face", "Curling Iron", "spill much?", "Goofy", "Cuteness", "Koolaid Man", "Almost Normal", "Phonecall", "Elation", "gotcha!", "Hard, innit?", "Secret Agent Dork", "Headshot", "This way up", "Uh...", "Normal-ish", "Bastages", "Drunk dancing", "Innocence?", "Here fishy fishy", "Menace to Sobriety", "OJ", "Grogan", "Pizzoint", "Sonic Ad", "Indescent tape", "Tounge Action", "Get a room", "Girl thief", "Get a room already", "sha-goink", "sofabed party", "stupid darkness", "matching retards");

	joelc = new Array("","His first time getting drunk, and he takes down a significant quantity of Aristocrat Vodka.  He knew when it hit him, though",
		"Joel, on the ground, next to Karen's basket of stuff.  He 'mo-les-tated it'  Spoken in drawn out drunk-speak.",
		"He was sober when he blew up this condom, but I think it's interesting enough to stick it up here anyway.",
		"That black spot on his forehead is from ink on the back of another picture.  Not as interesting as you might think. I'm not real sure what Karen was doing here, so I won't even bother to guess.",
		"Joel trying to curl his hair with Karen's Curling Iron.  It didn't work out so well.  Those are my legs in the background, if you care.",
		"We were trying to get him to drink some water so he wouldn't be quite so hungover, but he was having quite a bit of difficulty bringing the cup to his mouth.  After a few glasses of this cherade, he decided to douse the rest of us.  I was laying on the couch, and he dumped an entire glass of water on me, the bastard.",
		"A while ago Joel bought one of those air-filled punching bags.  It has Goofy on it, and he got really attatched to it when he was drunk.  It was pretty damned funny to watch.",
		"This one could easily pass for a sober picture, so long as someone doesn't get suspicious about the cup in Karen's hand.",
		"That's no ordinary Koolaid, children, that's koolaid loaded with vodka.  LOTS of vodka.  The expression gives it away.",
		"Karen looks just a little bit out of it, dontcha think?",
		"Joel, with that damned goofy of his, trying to dial the phone.  I don't remember who he was trying to call.  I don't think it really matters.  Maybe he was trying to check his voice mail.  At any rate, it never happened.",
		"Joel gets a peck on the cheek, and overreacts violently.  He was pretty happy about the whole deal",
		"Jim gets credit for this picture.  He was sober at the time, and went in through the front door to snag a picture of the two of them, um, occupied.",
		"Here he was trying to do the touch-your-nose sobriety test, and failed miserably.  He fell over while trying to do it.  He was so proud of his accomplishment.  He thought he did well.",
		"Seeeeecret AaaAAAAaaaagent maaaan... or something. (sing damn you!).  Big sappy doofus man, maybe.",
		"Just think:  This guy may be your doctor someday.  Scary though, eh?",
		"Your guess is as good as mine.",
		"This was over new years.  There were _tons_ of people there earlier in the night.  Does it make you wonder at all, seeing as the basement is now totally desolate, save these two?  I thought so.",
		"Nice happy picture, except for the ALIEN ATTACKING KAREN'S NECK!",
		"Can't tell if she's pissed off, surprised, or getting off on it.  Ann's like that.  (please don't kill me)",
		"Yeah, that's real attractive.  Honest.",
		"If you look at this picture just right (it's not too difficult), this picture looks _incredibly_ obscene.  If Tara were wearing shorts, I don't think I could even post it, for fear of retribution from the Xoom content Gestapo",
		"Awwww.  Nice fish poster in the background.",
		"One Menacing looking motherfucker.  Too bad coordination kinda goes out the window when you're as drunk as Joel was.",
		"Tara (on the right, foo) looks awfully damned serious handing that glass of 'orange juice' to Joel, don't you think?  Dr. Weed (in the background) is thinking, 'Oh my dear lord, I am so high right now.'",
		"Happy guy, eh?  You'd be making that face too if you were trying to shit something the size of Nebraska",
		"Yup, that's the camera, alright.  What tipped you off?",
		"This picture is dumb.  I didn't take it.  Nice droopy eyelids there, cap'n.",
		"More hot teenage bondage fetish action!  You know you like it...",
		"No, no, no, you're supposed to _kiss_ the girl first.",
		"This is Kendra's back.  Those are Joel's hands.  Drawn your own conclusions.",
		"Why have one guy when you can have two?  Joel looks like he's all pissed off about the whole situation, but I seriously doubt that's the case.  It does look like he's gonna haul off and kick John's ass, which would've been damned funny.",
		"This is in our KITCHEN for christssake.  That's a great expression on Kendra's face, though, you gotta admit.  It's still in our KITCHEN though.  What the fuck!?",
		"Marc and John have made eye contact across the room; only Joel stands between them and wild crazy butt sex in Jim's bed.",
		"This picture deserves a long explanation.  See, Joel and Kendra were being obnoxiously friendly.  See the previous couple pictures for a few examples.  They tried to retreat to Jim's room a couple times, which he wasn't too keen on letting happen (he has to sleep on his bed, after all).  They were pretty keen on finding something more comfortable than a barstool in the middle of the living room to neck/whatever on, so we pointed them to the sofabed in Jim's couch.  The thing is, Jim's couch is outside in the small common area between our two apartment buildings, about 20 feet from the street.  They laid out there for, well, the most of the rest of the night, with people going back and forth, here and there.  Our neightbors were real good sports about it (thank god) and didn't call the cops or otherwise.  Praise be to college students.  Those two have no shame, I swear.  G'lawd.",
		"G.I. Joel&trade;, now with patented ass-ramming action!",
		"This is so, so sad.  Sympathy kill one of these people, please.");		 
	
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	july4th2001a = new Array ("","ambersleepy","annsneakattack","annsortof","butterflytattoo","casebird","casedemon",
		"casegetsfunky","crazyassbastard","dancedanceholly","demonliz","doalittlejig","facedowngetsattacked","facedownpensive",
		"floydposternutcase","gary","guydrumming","guyleavinglizstand","headstand","holly","hollylookswrong","hollyopenwide",
		"indeed","jaredimposing","lizpensive","marclighthelmet","marclizbydoor","marcsroommate","marykateattack","marykatedemon",
		"marykatetitattack","meganandfacedown","morebeer","moreretarddrumming","nipples","redshirtminer",
		"somechickandforearm","squeezeoneout","stunoflash","wastedbastards","zebchairnonsense","zebjaredannnotbad","zebrockon");
	
	july4th2001t = new Array("","Sleepy girl", "C'mere, I wanna slap you", "Bad sign", "Butterfly tattoo", "Bird Case", "Demon Case", "Funky Case", "Crazy bastard", "Dance Dance Holly", "Demon Liz", "Do a little jig", "Attack facedown", "Pensive facedown", "Pink Floyd oddity", "WORD", "Drummers...", "Mmmmmmmm...", "Headstand", "Conspiracy", "In the Kitchen?", "Open wide!", "Bring it", "Imposing Individual", "Liz Pensive", "Cap'n Asshat", "Raining", "Double fisting", "On the offensive", "This worries me", "Best. Picture. Ever.", "Megan and Facedown", "More beer!", "Drummers... take two", "Nipples!", "Ahoy, matey", "Forearm", "Pinch a loaf", "Oh well", "Slightly wasted", "gettin' it on", "Surprise", "Rock on");
	
	july4th2001c = new Array("","C'mon Amber, it's only 4 in the morning!  You're not tired already are ya?!?!",
		"You take one more picture of me, I'm going to slap you into tomorrow, biotch.",
		"When the beer you are drinking is the same color as the couch you are sitting on, it is time to move.",
		"Some girl with a butterly tattoo.  This is unintentionally hilarious becuase of the camera light artifacts that look like she's erupting in noxious gasses.<BR><BR>As you can see, the gasses have already claimed one victim, valiantly trying to stem off the stench with her hands.",
		"Yeah, fuck you too buddy.  Oddly enough, I got flicked off by no fewer than 4 distinct people this night.  All in jest, I hope.  heh.",
		"Jeeeeeeesus christ that is frightening.  I'VE COME FOR YOUR SOUL, MORTAL!",
		"Dance white boy dance!  And mind the flying light artifacts while you're at it.",
		"I'm quite disappointed that this didn't come out.",
		"They're either dancing here, or doing their best impression of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.  You be the judge.",
		"Demon Liz, having being bitten by demon case, is COMING TO EAT MY SOUL!",
		"Get down with yo' bad self.",
		"Unbeknowest to him, July 4th is also 'Get really smiley and assault facedown day.'",
		"Don't think too hard there, man.  It's not good for ya.",
		"The combination of pink floyd poster and freaky long haired human with tye-dye shirt was unintentional.  So unintentional, in fact, that I have absolutely NO recollection of taking this picture at all.",
		"You can't do the macarena with a tasty beverage in you hand, man.",
		"Hi, I'm a dork",
		"Liz is checking out the ass of the hot guy that's leaving the room, but don't tell anyone that.",
		"That is mighty impressive.  What's even <B>more</b> impressive is that he did it whilst drunk and <b>didn't even falter.</b>",
		"Amber says something; Megan is repulsed.  Holly says, 'To hell with these nutcases.'",
		"The longer you look at this picture, the more obscene it gets.",
		"Thaaaaaaaaaat's disturbing.",
		"Stu getting flicked off picture # 2.  Aaaaaaaaawwwwww yeah.",
		"Back off, biotch!",
		"Captivated by a speck on the wall. ",
		"Captain Asshat, comin' through!  Though I will admit that is a pretty boss helmet he's wearing there.  Nick is all elated about the helmetry, as well.",
		"'So do you want to go stand in the rain for a while?'<br>'I dunno, do you want to?'<br>'I can't decide.  Can you?'",
		"...because sometimes one bottle of 100pf hard alcohol is just not enough.",
		"Mary Kate is trying to attack me here because of a picture that I took of her that happens to be a couple more down the list...",
		"I seem to have gotten a unusually high number of pictures with people looking rather kniving and evil",
		"AAAAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Mary Kate is going to <b>KILL</b> me for this one.",
		"<b>WE HAVE A WINNER!</b>",
		"Need... more... beer...",
		"Hi, I'm still a dork.",
		"Nipples!",
		"Arrrr mateys, Cap'n RedShirt here.  Me and my mate asshat are off to go spelunkin'.  None of that landlubber spelunkin', neither.  Arrrrrrr, the seas, they make a man lonley.",
		"Hello boys and girls!  I am Army McArm!  I want to be your special friend.  Now get down on the floor and suck it!",
		"He looks a just a wee bit too elated about dropping a festering, stinky load on the floor, don't you think?",
		"Waiting for the flash to charge when you are drunk is HARD.",
		"<B>THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!!</b>",
		"Oh yeah, harder! harder!  Give it to me you nasty girl!  UNF! UNF! UNF!",
		"Jared looks rather concerned, as he can't tell if it was Ann or Zeb who just grabbed his ass.",
		"Rock on London, Rock on Columbia Missouri.");

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	kevina = new Array ("","ohthehilarity","queenkevin","satonsomething","seksihat","thisaway",
		"twelveoclock","wok","niiice","wtfkevin");
		
	kevint = new Array("", "My sides!", "Queen for a day", "Painful?  You bet.", "Sexy hat", "One duck quacking", "12:00", "wok wok wok", "Thwarted", "wtf, eh?");
		
	kevinc = new Array ("","Ow, my sides!  I cannot stand the absolute hilarity of someone taking a picture of someone taking a picture!  Yeah...",
		"He's even got the snooty Princess expression on his face to go along with the crown.  Cool.",
		"Kevin just sat on something; from the looks of it, that something was really long, wide, and pointy.",
		"You like that expression, don't you?",
		"Another blurry picture.  Unfortunately, it's not blurry enough to disguise the fact that kevin is wearing those stupid glasses now.",
		"It's twelve o'clock.  Know what time that is?  Time for Kevin to ram his fingers up his nose!  Wheee!",
		"YOU WANT SOME FRIED RICE!?!",
		"Ebel was trying to dance with Kevin.  Guess he wasn't interested.  Shot down.",
		"Now, you may be wondering what this nice and fairly normal picture is doing in Kevin's category.  Well, look in the background.  <b>what the fuck is wrong with you, man!?</b>");
		
	

	
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	kurta = new Array ("","airguitar","downthehatch","getwhizzedon","leanonjohn","outhouse","behindthewall","intothetrunk","muscleman",
		"nicehatscary","runningidiot","sneaky","workthekeg","kurtcuphead","kurtfoggy","kurtgrabschristian","kurthomie","kurtskipdoorway","nipplelicker","bubbles","cancrusher",
		"headbutt","kurtballhead","kurtdoeschristian","partyballsquish","happyman","shoulderflip","assrammer","fence","headbutt2","tackled","iamretarded","kurtass","rideem",
		"fishdance","kurtebelnoogie","kurtebelstomp","kurtwig","lookin","y","m","c","a","yagain","liftingcomp",
		"tongueaction","headshot","pimpinglasses","queenkurtis","spillagealert","guard","nicetongue","marykatebutnot",
		"whitemencantdance", "earfuck", "leghump","armwrastle","bucketdork","groupbuckethead","huggies","kurtbuckethead","kurtchested",
		"kurtlookingood","kurtshot1","kurtshot2","kurtshot3","kurtshot4","kurtshot5","shakehandswithnobody");
	
	kurtt = new Array ("", "Air Guitar", "go for it", "caution", "lean on me", "Outhouse", "wall", "trunk", "Muscles", "Frightening", "Running idiot", "Sneaky", "Keg worker", "Cup Head", "Foggy much?", "Breasts!", "Wesside Motherfucker", "Gettin it on", "Nipple licker", "Bubble Man", "Crusher", "Headbutt", "Kurt ballhead", "reciprocate", "third head", "Happy Happy...", "Flip me", "Assrammer", "Mind the fence", "Headbutt", "tackled", "Drunk moron", "Ass!", "Ride 'em Cowboy", 
		"Hook in mouth", "Noogies for all", "GodzillaKurt", "Werd whiggy white boy", "Hey there", "Y...", "M...", "C...", "A...", "Y...?", "He-Man is my hero", 
		"Hot spicy tongue action", "Headshot","Pimpin glasses", "Queen Kurtelle", "Spillage", "Guard", "Nice tongue", "Normalicy", 
		"White man can't dance...","ear fuck!","leg hump!","Arm wrastle","bucket dork","group of bucketheads","huggies",
		"pretty fond of that thing?","pillows","lookin' good","shot once","shot twice","shot thrice","shot quice","shot quince","shake hands");
		
	kurtc = new Array ("","Not real sure about this one, I think he was playing air guitar.",
		"Yeah, straight vodka is good for you, Kurt.  Have another bottle.",
		"Kurt is a rugby player; it's not real often you see him crashed on the floor.  Jim takes this opportunity to be as vulgar as possible.  Excellent.",
		"Kurt was pretty sober here, but he doesn't have very many pictures, so I stuck this one in with his.  Bite me.",
		"Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go, y'know?",
		"See, the wall represents 'The Man', and Kurt is behind the wall, so Kurt is being oppressed by 'The Man'  It's always about the white man, isn't it.",
		"Kurt was quite convinced he could fit in the trunk of Skip's car.  Kurt was also way fucking blasted that night.",
		"Would you hit a guy with glasses?  If he hit you first, would you hit back?  Would you be able to, or would you be flat on the floor?  Satan is chillin' in the background, there.",
		"Quite likely the most frightening drunk picture we have.  I believe that's an ice pack on his head.",
		"Skipping down the road like a dumbass.  I guess he didn't remember what Jim taught us all:  'Running down the street while totally hammered is a REALLY BAD IDEA'",
		"More running of the Kurt.",
		"Skip couldn't pump the keg (heh), so he went to get Kurt to help.",
		"Hey look, it's Kurt with a cup on his head.  What a freak.  He did this earlier, too.",
		"Body heat activated glasses and stuff.",
		"Right after I took this one, he planted his hand right on Christians breast.  Too bad Christian isn't female.  Heh.  Don't try this at home, children.",
		"Wesside!  Easside!  22 degrees north east longitudinal side!  Yeeeyah beeeyatch!  Nice cup there, Kurt.",
		"Skip gets it from the rear from Backdoor himself.",
		"This is illegal in 27 different states.  Including this one.",
		"Kurt was actually fairly drunk here, again, thanks to those damned partyball races.  He was trying to break the bubbles with his head.  Pretty amazing he stood up swinging his head around madly like he was.",
		"He was drunk enough that we convinced him to crush a can on his head.  According to him, it 'hurt like a motherfuck.'",
		"I don't know what his fucking fascination is with hitting things with/on his head, but Kurt was really into headbutting anything and everything around him.  Ebel is his victim here.",
		"Kurt was the first to stick this ball on his head, and was therefore the one to get about a cup worth of beer all over his head.  Stupid 'ol Kurt forgot to EMPTY the ball before smashing it down on his noggin.  Heh.",
		"what goes around, comes around.  No pun intended (maybe).",
		"This was the first partyball picture I took, and is therefore the crappiest one.  Which of the three heads pictured is the most empty?  You be the judge.",
		"Kurt is one happy dude in this picture.  Can you blame him?",
		"He was trying to flip Holly over his shoulder, just like they teach you in the army.  The problem?  Kurt hasn't been taught how to flip people over his shoulder.  Explains this picture, dunnit?",
		"Kurt and Ebel were about to butt heads (y'know, like rams and shit), and Jim decided to take advantage of the situation.  In more than one way, know whatImean? nudge nudge wink wink say no more.",
		"Kurt and Ebel were going at it, fighting and all that... and then they hit the fence.  Hard.  It's hard to tell in this picture, but they actually knocked one of the boards out of the fence.  Crazy ass drunk bastards.",
		"::CRACK::",
		"Kurt decided it'd be really damned funny to tackle everybody to the ground.  While over the sidewalk.  Casualties everywhere... it was horrible... blood and scrapes and dismemberments... horrible.",
		"This boy is not normal.  He's got a toilet plunger handle coming out of his pants, he's holding a toilet brush and a pooper scooper, and he has a plastic trash can on his head.  What the fuck, eh Kurt?",
		"ASS!",
		"Ride 'em Cowgirl.  Yeeeehaaa!",
		"Reel 'em in!  Fish dance powah!  Actually, it's probably not real apparent they're doing that stupid fish dance thing.  It looks more like Kurt is going to headbut someone while picking corn out from between his teeth.",
		"This looks painful.  For Ebel, anyway.",
		"Jim layed (laid, haha) on the floor, and took a picture of Kurt and Ebel standing over him.  He thought it'd look totally amazing.  Not quite amazing, but fairly interesting none the less.  He got both of them in the frame whilst drunk, which is at least some form of accomplishment.",
		"...because you can never have too many pictures of people with stupid blonde wigs on their head.  Awww yeah.",
		"young man, there's a place you can go.  I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.  you can stay there, and I'm sure you will find many ways to have a good time...",
		"it's fun to stay at the  Y!!!!",
		"M!!!",
		"C!!!",
		"A!!!",
		"uh.... Y again!!!",
		"It's not totally obvious, but Kurt's lifting Jim about a foot and a half off the ground here.  I'm sure his back thanked him for that little maneuver in the morning.",
		"Oh yeah baby, give it to me!",
		"This picture looks disturbingly familiar.",
		"Why oh why did we take those stupid glasses?",
		"You look real badass with that goofy crown on your head there, Kurt.",
		"This is gonna get messy in about 2 seconds.",
		"WHERE'S THE FUNNY!?!",
		"Thaaaaaat's wonderful.  Yeah.  Put that thing away!",
		"OK, who stole my camera and took a normal, decent picture?  Speak up, there's gonna be hell to pay.",
		"White men can't dance, but they try anyway.",
		"You can get diseases that way, Kurt. &nbsp; <i>nasty ebel diseases.</i>",
		"Wrong side, Kurt.  Or, I hope to god that's the wrong side, otherwise Skip has been holding out on us all.",
		"I would imagine that arm wrestling while trashed is fairly difficult, but Kurt seems to be holding his own here.",
		"Your bid to impress the ladies has failed.",
		"Get your picture taken with a retard with a bucket on his head.  Only a quarter!",
		"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww",
		"How's that workin' out for ya there, Kurt?",
		"Big or small, they make great pillows.",
		"So you liked that one, then?",
		"Now what in the hell am I gonna say that's remotely witty about Kurt taking a shot?",
		"what's more, how am I gonna be witty for five whole 'kurt taking a shot' captions?",
		"I know, I'll just keep writing some nonsensical conversation and hope that I can drag it on a little further!",
		"Just one more picture to go before I can stop writing stupid crap while kurt takes shots in the background.",
		"woohoo!",
		"Shake hands with the devil.  Or, if the devil is not available, shake hands with your beer.");
		
		
		
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	marca = new Array ("","airfreshner","brinkmarc","flycheck","friendlydrunks","grouphug","marccartwheel","marcears","marcgrin","marchandstand",
		"marcholdstuff","marcraise","marcsniff","marcsmellshoe","westsidehomies",	"clingymarc","kissing","tinaandmarc",
		"porchsitters","beachball","cupinmouth","dopedup","gfunk","helpingjoelwalk","hugkaren","johnshoes","picturesme","markwtf","tards",
		"3dcup","bunnyears","cutie","garymarc","oddcouple1","oddcouple2","shoerevisited",
		"marczen");
		
	marct = new Array("", "Fresh", "Smile!", "Stand Much?", "Dorks", "Group hug", "Flippin", "Hearing", "Grinning fool", "Handstand", "With stuff", "Raise it", "OdorEaters", "Shoe fetish?", "Homies", "Caution", "Kisser", "cuteness", "Back Porch", "Beach Ball", "eat evidence", "Dope Feind", "Wussup G", "Helping Hand", "Hug Karen", "John's Shoes", "Snapshot", "wtf?", "dig it", "D cup", "Bunny ears", "Cutie", "Gary", "The Odd Couple", "More Odd Couple", "Shoe revisited", "Zen");
		
	marcc = new Array ("","Marc was trying to convince me it smelled like pine still.  It had probably been sitting there since last year.  Trust me, the scent was all gone.",
		"I'm beercup hand man!  Give me some candy!  I have a beercup for a hand!  I need candy!",
		"Paul is featured in this one too.  His fly is wide open, and he didn't have a clue.  Didn't even notice the draft.",
		"They like each other, but hate each other's musical tastes.  They live together (with me), so they get along.  Otherwise, I'd beat them both to death.",
		"He was probably just trying to be friendly, but I think he was trying to cop a feel off Jarrod or the chick.  It could go either way, really.",
		"Marc loves to do stupid human tricks when he's drunk.  He's always doing acrobatic things or trying to contort himself in some bizarre way.  I'm waiting for the day that he gets stuck.",
		"Marc looks ridiculous in this picture, and I didn't put him up to it, either.  Maybe he was trying to pick up minute vibrations in the earth's crust.  Yeah, that's it.",
		"Maybe all drunks smile a lot when their drunk.  It's a reoccurring theme.",
		"Marc is a one man circus (freak).",
		"He was trying to take his contact out of his eyes.  It was pretty amusing watching him stab himself in the eye with his finger about 500 times.  What a loser.",
		"Raise the roof, man.",		
		"Marc smells his shoes and other peoples' shoes all the time.  I don't know what's wrong with him.  Maybe he's trying to find someone with a worse foot odor than himself, which I don't think will ever happen.",
		"See what I mean?  Someone pointed out to me that he sells shoes over the summer.  Hmmm...",
		"Marc sat and talked to this girl about the 'east side' and the 'west side' for over an hour.  He's a complete freak.",
		"He likes to hang off of people when he's drunk, too.  Helps him to stand.",
		"Marc and Tina used to be boyfriend and girlfriend, and then they woke up and found reality.  I don't know how they stood each other.",
		"Tina and Marc together still.  They're not anymore, and I'm pretty happy about the whole situation.  He would forget to lock the door when he and Tina would get, um, friendly. (but not THAT friendly)",
		"Yet another almost innocent picture.  Too bad It's bloody obvious they've been drinking.",
		"A while back Marc came home the most wasted I'd seen him in a while.  I was entertaining myself by bouncing a beachball off of his head, and he wasn't doing a damned thing about it.  After about 20 licks or so, he tried to get the ball from me.  This was the end result",
		"What do you do when the party you're at runs out of beer?  Eat the cup!",
		"Alkehol and marajauna do not mix, people.  Marc has finally realized this, and has quit.",
		"He's hanging on the westside, knowwhatimsayin', foo?",
		"Marc wasn't real trashed this night, mostly because Joel was so gone that he couldn't stand.  Marc was trying to get Joel into the bathroom so he could pee.  It was pretty bad.",
		"Awww, they're so cute.",
		"Ebel was really wasted, so Marc took one of his shoes and filled it with water.  It confused the hell out of Ebel, which was hysterical to watch.",
		"'Dude, I'm gonna take a picture of you taking a picture of me, ok?'  'Again, haven't we done this already?'  Tina is sitting there trying to forget that she knows this guy.",
		"Marc, what in the FUCK are you doing here?  (ed note:9/16/00  w00t!  More pictures of Marc!)",
		"They lived together, and they still get along.  Boggles my mind as well.",
		"This cup is in threeeeeee-deeeeeee!  It's going to jump right out of the picture and bite your nipples off.",
		"They are so clever.",
		"Camera's over this way, Jim",
		"I think that's Gary, though I wouldn't swear to it.  I think that's a new shirt of Marc's as well, since I've never seen it before, and he owns, what, 3 now?",
		"The Odd Couple lives, man.  Cheryl looks to be tired of the camera in the picture as well.",
		"we have a _lot_ of pictures of people with their arms around other people.  Craziness.",
		"Marc's infatuation with shoes returns!  I think it caught Jim just a wee bit off guard, however.",
		"Mellloooowww... feel the flow and ebb of energy within your chakras... and slowly nod off into oblivion so I can get this shot.");
		
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	mereditha = new Array ("","breastcup","breastcupdrink","justplaindirty","meredithkegstand",
		"meredithneckgrabber","nicetattoo","strikeapose","beerinhand","jimandmer","meloveyoulongtime","mustgetdick","whazzup",
		"kissWTF","mcdaddy","meredithdoorway","niceangle","upandatthem","werd1","jmebel","normalnormalDIE",
		"pissedoff","thatsnormal");
	
	mereditht = new Array("","Shelf?", "Fountain, of sorts", "Dirty dirty dirty", "Keg Stand", "I see a theme", "Nice ass", "Poser.", "Fall much?", "We need...", "Nice hat", "Lay off the crack", "Sooo big", "Smooches", "Head rest", "Dance club", "Almost", "I can fly!", "Werd to y' mother", "#1,256,632", "happy happy  DIE!", "Highly annoyed", "That's normal");
	
	meredithc = new Array ("", "It's like her own personal shelf.",
		"It looks dirty because it IS.  The next picture is even better.  I'd hang it on the outside of our door if I wasn't so deathly afraid of a lynchmob.",
		"Right here we have the dirtiest picture ever taken with Jim's camera.",
		"Meredith has this thing for keg stands.  I dunno what it is, but every... single... damn... party we go to... keg stand.  Wild shizzat.  Those are her legs, by the way.",
		"Although you might think she's about to smash Jim's face into her breasts, she's not.  Jim's not _that_ lucky.  ::cough::",
		"Is someone grabbing her ass, or just admiring her tattoo?  You be the judge.",
		"Whatever you're thinking, you're wrong.",
		"This was taken at her apartment.   They were playing (card) hockey, and she lost.  Bad.",
		"We need a 'Jim and Meredith' category.  I swear.  We also need a 'Skip's Apartment' category, but I don't see that happening in the near future.  This one is all small 'cause Joel scanned this batch, and he forgot to set it right on this picture.  Mistakes happen.  If I were really anal retentive, I'd go scan it again.  I'm not.",
		"It's kinda hard to tell, but she's balancing the cock on her head (teehee).  This was the night of her 21st birthday (day after, actually), which explains these next couple pictures.",
		"Meredith kept flashing these hand jestures all the time.  So far as I can tell, she's not a gang member, but you never know these days.  Damned hooligans.  'He was _this_ big, I swear!",
		"I have a headache _this big_.  That's why I take alcohol for my headaches.  They disappear just like that!",
		"This caught Jim totally off guard.  That seems to happen more and more these days.",
		"Ebel's head is a certified head rest.  He's got the papers and everything.",
		"I no not what to say about this picture, my son.  I had an idea, but it's left me.  Oh well.",
		"Yes centering objects in the viewfinder, yes!",
		"Kurt's lifting Meredith off the ground here, though it's not at all apparent.",
		"Who's the pimp and who's the ho's?  That's for me ta knows.",
		"The continuing saga of 'Jim and Meredith' pictures.  Ebel is added bonus.  Only $19.95",
		"From left to right... 'Hi, I'm Meredith.' <br>...<br> 'Hi, I'm Jim' <br>...<br> 'GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PICTURE NOW YOU BASTARD!'",
		"Kurt was doing something or other to Meredith here, being a jackass as usual, and Meredith went pretty much balls to the wall psycho on him.  Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.  Or something.",
		"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.");


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	misca = new Array ("","conesex","darkpartyball","partyball","guywithgnome",		"heathwhiskey","ohyeah","paulandjim","paulbrownbagspecial",
		"paulphone","sethtongue","localyokel","yokelsmiles","christiangetsit","natlighthead",		"whatamess","internationalfreakdance","wastedguy","cockshrine","chipsorsex",
		"scary","conversationalist","haganorange","haganshot","haganthink","haganthumbsup","neighbor","neighbor2",
		"woodywig","haganandsomechick","creepybastard","heads","whoarethesepeople");
	
	misct = new Array("", "Cone Sex", "Partyball 1", "Partyball 2", "Gnome guy", "Whiskey", "get it on", "Paul and Jim", "Homeless Guy", "Paul Phone", "Seth", "Yokel 1", "Yokel 2", "he gets it", "Nat box", "what a mess", "International Jive", "wasted guy!", "Cock Shrine", "Chips or booty?", "Scary, scary stuff", "Perfectly normal", "Orangepeelboy", "eyes rollin'", "Contemplation", "Thumbs up", "Our neighbor", "Our neighbor again", "Woody", "Random girl", "Creepy bastard", "Heads.  Tails.", "Who are these people?");	
		
	miscc = new Array ("","I really have no idea who that is, but it does make a good picture.  Probably doesn't feel real great, however.",
		"Some guy at a sororiety party had a Bud Lite partyball on his head.  The flash didn't go off in this picture, but the next one is better.",
		"See the partyball wearing idiot in all his glory.  Heh.  Gotta love it.",
		"This guy came up to the second floor at house we were at carrying a ceramic yard gnome.  It was way fucked up.  He told me to watch it for him.  Sure buddy, whatever...",
		"This man had entirely too much whiskey to drink before he came out partying.  Can you tell?",
		"No drunk picture collection is complete without the picture of some couple making out on the dance floor.",
		"Paul is a really weird character.  His facial hair is totally out of control now.  Skip says it looks like an 1980's bowler style thing.  Skip talks out of his ass a lot.",
		"That's a 40 of something or the other.  It was probably cheap, whatever it was.  Bought with his very own fake ID.  Like he needs to look older.",
		"Hey Paul, the phone is for you, man.",
		"Seth attempts his best Gene Simmons impression.  I give it a 4 out of 10.  He needs to take more lessons from Ebel, god of Gene Simmons impersonators.",
		"The local yokel, out in full partying style.  He is a student here, I think, but he just reminds me a whole lot of Cleytus from the Simpsons.",
		"Here is the yokel, smiling as a good yokel should.  Feel the SNUH!",
		"Not really a lot I can say to expand on this one.",
		"This lunatic took a nat light box, cut eye holes in it, and wore it on his head all damned night.  This boy is known as a 'Crack Addict'",
		"Pure pandemonium, with my bike in the background.  It's really what makes this picture.  (hint:  Not.)",
		"We went to an International Party one night.  It was quite a lot of fun.  I have never seen so many guys (and gals) try so hard to get laid.  It was pretty interesting.  Freak dances every which way you looked.",
		"Wasted guy!  He would come up and shake your hand, promptly spilling the beer in his hands _all over the fucking place_.",
		"It's a shrine to the allmighty partyball trophy.  If you look closely, you can see where it's been broken by Kurt.  It was parked on one of his speakers, and it vibrated itself onto the floor, where it promptly broke.  What can we learn from this?  Your music was up WAY TOO LOUD, Kurt.",
		"This is Tony, who was on the Party Ball team the second time around.  He's thinking, 'Should I eat this chip, or should I take her to the back bedroom?'  I think his first priority would be to hold his head up and open his eyes.  Might help a little.  Maybe.",
		"His name is Matt, and he is funky.  Very funky.",
		"'So, what do you think about the possibility of a truly global economy, Kurt?  Can you even think straight with me wearing this pretty red bra?'",
		"Freak.",
		"Shots go down easier if you follow them down your throat with your eyes.  Honestly.",
		"Don't think too hard there, Hagan.",
		"When in doubt, give a thumbs up sign to a drunk; it's guaranteed to be returned.  Exhibit A.",
		"Such a happy couple.  I guess the 40's nice, too.",
		"Here's our neighbor again.  The guy in the red shirt is about to make a move on the guy he's standing next to.",
		"Woody is almost totally unrecognizable with that stupid wig on.  I work with a guy named Woody, and he's a really cool guy, so fuck you:  You're not getting any Woody jokes.",
		"I don't know who that girl is, but she is noticeably more drunk than Hagan is here.",
		"That guy on the left trying to dance with Angela (next to 'im) and Brittany (hidden behind my goofy ass expression), much to their chagrin.  EVERY time they got up to dance, just like clockwork this guy would end up right next to them.  He wasn't too terribly bright.  And I don't know what the hell I was doing here.  Don't ask.",
		"HEADS!",
		"Who are these people and why do we have a picture of them?  Or more importantly, can we kill them?"); 


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	newyears2000a = new Array ("","ambershot","annesmooches","annmistletoe","bootworker","bottlehoist",
		"chicksfallingout","chicksquare","childrenplaying","cominthrough","couchgrowth","crissyaccosted",
		"crissynosegrab","deargodpants","emily-wtf","goinatit","grablower","incoming","jacksnow","jarwehaveawinnar",
		"jesusmotherofgod","joeldance","joellauren","joelsmooch","manwhore2","manwhore3","masschaose",
		"mattwithchicks","mcjared","moreannesmooches","morepants","moresmooches","nastyfreaks",
		"pardner","redeyeeffect","redeyemonster","redlightdistrict","smooches",
		"thatswonderful","thumbsupcouchgrowth","titinvasion","titsmash","transportation","wtflegman",
		"zombiesex");
		
	newyears2000t = new Array("", "Amber shizzot", "Ann goin at it", "Mistle tits", "sexi boots", "One happy guy", "Breast joke time!", "So tempting", "Children playing", "Coming through!", "Couch Growth", "Crissy accosted", "Nose grabber", "These should be illegal", "wtf emily?", "Joel's a manwhore", "Inappropriate", "hats are gay", "Pixie", "Proposition", "This picture RULES", "Dancin manwhore", "Manwhore", "Still a manwhore", "Definitely manwhore", "Scary manwhore", "Wine bastards", "Thumbs up for sure", "Oh yeah", "Again, Ann?", "Get in my ear, pants!", "Masses", "Freaks", "Howdy, pardner", "Demon spawn", "Purdy eyes", "red light district", "More smooches", "That's uncalled for", "Winner for sure", "Bombs away!", "Flesh pillows", "Zeb express", "What's with this guy?", "Zombie sex");
		
	newyears2000c = new Array("", "Haiku time!  <br>tequila is gross <br>hates the stuff, or so she says <br>what is wrong with her.",
		"I know kisses at midnight are customary, Ann, but come on!  It's only 8:30!",
		"Martha Stewart Mode:  \"Properly placed mistle toe can make the difference between a successful holiday celebration and a total and utter failure to get any dick on New Years.\"  <br><br>Yes, that was uncalled for.  Thank you.",
		"\'Facedown\' was beyond the point of no return - he was trying to take Mary Kate's boot/shoe/whateverthefuckitis off.  Why?  ...er, I really have no idea.",
		"Now that is one happy man.  Heh.  WIth some serious red eye.  Stupid unfamiliar camera.",
		"Y'know, I'm sitting here, agonizing over whether I should make a tit-size joke here, but I know, even if it was the funniest fucking joke ever written, it would not go over with at least one person in this picture (hint: the one in the middle).  So, in the spirit of 'keeping my balls attached', I'm going to pass on this comedic gold opportunity.",
		"Do have an urge to draw all over her back with a big permanent marker?  Yeah, me too.",
		"Children Playing - with large quantaties of alcohol.",
		"There are not enough people in this picture.  You all have failed me!  Actually, if you look at this one, it looks really fake - like they've all been cut and pasted into this picture and layered together.  Maybe I need more sleep.",
		"Hey Jared, there's a growth on the couch man.  Go get a razor and scrape that thing off of there.  It's fucking digusting.",
		"Crissy: \"Get the hell away from me Jared, before I elbow you in the crotch.  You kiss me, I tear you a new asshole.\"",
		"Gotchyernose!  And you're sober, too, Crissy.  wtf.",
		"Aaaaaahhhh!  I'm blinded by the sheer, unmitigated brightness of her pants!  Holy shit!  Tone those things down!  Joel's screaming in agony b/c the hideousness of that color scheme is sapping his will to live.  I swear it.",
		"This looks like a fairly normal picture... but look down in the lower right... Niiiiiice facial expression, that one is.",
		"That would be Matt and Joel.  Maybe Matt (on top) was going for Megan and just missed, but I doubt it.  drug addicts.",
		"Ann's so drunk she can't even grab herself anymore!  Woohoo, I'm on a roll!",
		"Incoming Public Service Announcement:  Wearing a crown/whatever on New Years make you a freak.  This public service announcement brought to you by People For Not Wearing Stupid Cliched Shit On New Years.",
		"Look, it's a pixie, all covered in pixie dust.  A giant, male, english major pixie.  If there's one thing that's certain, it's that i sure as hell wouldn't want to be the one that had to clean up the 40 tons of glitter that was all over the floor.",
		"It'll cost ya a grand, and I want it payed in cash, up front.",
		"<B>HOLY SHIT!</B>  &nbsp;&nbsp;Note:  This is _actually_ a picture of Jared picking up Hoffman and flipping him upsidedown.  This was, however, a bad idea, as Hoffman was _seriously_ fucked up at this point.  Jared put 'em down, and he didn't get back up again.  Heh.  He got moved to the couch eventually.  <br>  What this picture looks like, however, is fucking concentrated <b>evil</b>",
		"See, the problem with (unfamiliar) digital cameras is that they tend to focus on the closest thing in the viewfinder, regardless of whether that's the thing you want focus on or not. So, we got a nice in focus red sweater.  Fucking technology.  Why can't it read my mind, huh!?!",
		"Joel is Mr. Smooth.  He is also a manwhore.",
		"Maaaaanwhoooooore!!!!",
		"Yes, there's a picture of this earlier on as well, but guess what!  This was a totally separate occassion.  Yes, he actually jumped Joel's bones _twice_.",
		"See, now, the hip position in this picture is just really, really dirty.  If your mother saw you doing things like this... I'd be rich.  Heh.",
		"This was right at midnight.  Some genious/shithead thought it'd be a great idea to spray bottled wine everywhere.	Not only did it get all over this guy's shirt (which looks kinda cool, I must admit), it got all over my camera as well.  Fuckers.  Heh.",
		"I'd agree with that thumbs up assesment.  You would too, given his position.",
		"Those pants look <B>cool.</b>",
		"Hey look, Ann's after some again.  At least it was around midnight this time.  And if you'll notice, this shot got on video as well, courtesy of Marc.  werd.",
		"Everyone is drawn into the sheer awfulness of her pants.  It's like it's own gravitational force or some shit.",
		"More masses of humanity.  And not the good type of humanity, either.  The dirty kind.",
		"Uh, no.  Thanks.",
		"That hat Kicks Ass.",
		"It's 11:30, time for Nick to turn into a long-tongued red-eyed psychopath!",
		"Thaaaaaaat's normal.",
		"A couple people (who shall remain nameless b/c I don't know who they were) took the time to set up two rooms for the explicit purpose of sex (woohoo! word play!  Oh, I did it again!).   This was the amusing one.  Hard wood floor - one lone flip and fuck in against the wall - annoying red lighting courtesy of the Xmas lighted heart on the wall.  Someone has too much free time.",
		"That's a rather interesting effect with that glitter, there.  Doesn't disguise the fact that there are people in the background gettin' friendly, though.",
		"My eyes!  Sweet mother of god!  Oh wait, they posed for this one.  Nevermind.  Heh",
		"The growth on the couch is now sporting a pair of thumbs.  Cool.  12:23 and looking sekzi!",
		"INCOMING!!!!!!!!!",
		"You're enjoying that just a little bit too much there, Jared.",
		"Hoffman was <b>so fucked up</b> that Zeb had to carry him up the stairs.  He then turned the corner and dropped his ass right on the floor.  Heh.  Ran out of steam, apparently.  Eventually, they kicked him enough times so that he crawled into Marc's room.  Poor drunken bastard.",
		"MMmmmmm, synthetic fabric.  Soooooo tasty.",
		"Ann enjoys a little zombie sex now and then.");
		  
		
		
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	schmimea = new Array ("","floorlaugh","floorred","hangonbrad",
		"instairwell","marcfriends","teethgrabberschmime");
	
	schmimet = new Array("", "Laughing", "Bright Red", "Hang on me", "Stairs are tricky", "Friends", "pick those up");	
		
	schmimec = new Array ("","They were playing high/low red/black, and schmime went high on a Queen.  What a freak.",
		"Breathe, schmime, breath.",
		"He needed some help standing up, and Skip was the closest available help.  He wasn't real happy about helping, really.",
		"Stairs are really difficult to navigate when you've had as much alkehol as schmime.",
		"Schmime was trying to tell Marc what a great friend he is to him, but it never quite came out right.  Marc was pretty bothered by the whole episode, especially because schmime kept hanging on him",
		"He spilled empty beer cans all over the room, so we had him pick them up with his teeth.  It was pretty fucking funny to watch.");

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	saraa = new Array ("","contactproblem","headbang","hillroll","mascara",
		"searching","sitdown","sobreitytrest","thumbtrick");
		
	sarat = new Array("", "my contact", "headbanger", "jack and jill", "mascara", "it left", "Sit down", "Sobriety test", "magic woman");
		
	sarac = new Array ("","Ow! Ow!  My eye!  Or, in the words of Schmime Dog, 'I got beer in my contacts!'",
		"It's hard to hold your head up for a really long time, especially when the room is spinning like fucking mad.",
		"At first glance, it might look she meant to roll down the hill.  You'd be wrong of course.  She fell down the hill like the drunk she is.",
		"Sara's got a thing for jabbing her fingers in her eyes.  It's kinda disturbing, really.  Maybe her mascara was running.  Seeing as she wasn't wearing any, I don't think that's a real likely explanation.",
		"She probably knocked a deck of card on the floor.  Very slowy, she's trying to reach the floor.  Meanwhile, Jim is staring intently at the place mat.  I bet he's also mesmerized by the gay tablecloth.",
		"She made it all the way from the chair in the forground to the blender before she had to sit down.  We're so proud.",
		"Walking in straight lines are fun!  Wheee!  'I could so pass a sobriety trest.'  So she says.  If you were a cop and pulled her drunk ass over, would you let her go?  Personally, I'd go Rodney King on her drunk ass.",
		"Hee hee, I got your nose.     Dork.",
		"Skip is a MISTAR SMARTEY BARTENDER MAN.  He can make swell drinks, 'cause he's cool like that.");

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	stua = new Array ("","hannashot","icecube","smiles","spoon","stuface");
	
	stut = new Array ("","Die please thanks.","ice cube","smiles","SPOOOOON!","Nice face");
	
	stuc = new Array ("","Hanna (centered), looks like she's about to go postal and murder someone.  It wasn't me.",
		"I'm going for the 'annoyingly simian' look here.  Ice cubes in the mouth will do that.  apparently.",
		"Aside from the fact that I look like a total sissy drinking out of a straw, this is a pretty decent picture.  Of Angela, anyway.  I look like a total freak.",
		"Angela's got that 'you are such a goddamned moron sometimes' look on her face again.",
		"Niiiiiiiiice");



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	tima = new Array ("","timface","timgames","timlook","timrighthere",
		"timstoned","nippleaction","skippour");
	
	timt = new Array("","College life", "Game on!", "Get a grip", "Don't Point", "Stoned? nope", "Feel the burn");	
		
	timc = new Array ("","Welcome to college, Tim",
		"You can't really tell, but Tim is playing video games here, and is not even looking at the TV.  I guess I should say that he didn't win.  Not even close.",
		"I wonder if it hurts to hold your face in that position.",
		"He kept telling everyone that he had a lot of hair...right here!  It was pretty annoying.  Almost as annoying as when he would quote every line of Tommy Boy right before it was said on the movie.  I nearly slit his throat out of pure aggravation.",
		"This is a pretty common look for Tim.  Word has it that he's coming to Truman next year, which makes him more camera fodder.",
		"Does this picture turn you on?  It sure doesn't do it for me.");

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	woodya = new Array("", "blink182GAY","purdy","woodygetshisasskicked","wtf","morecuteness",
		"overwhelmingcuteness","rearentry","scarybastard","lockedup","nekkidwrastlin","skipwoodywrastle");
	
	woodyt = new Array("", "Horror of horrors", "Purdy", "Ass whuppin", "wtf is going on here?", "Cuteness", "Cuteness continued", "Not what you think", "scary bastard",
		"locked up","nekkid wrastlin", "use the chair!");
	
	woodyc = new Array("", "Warning:  Wearing this shirt will make you look like a COLOSSAL DUMBASS with absolutely no ability to recognize music that is even remotely acceptable.  Or in other words, Blink 182 is such a horrifically shitty band that the only possibly way you can wear this shirt and not get murdered by passersby is to be a) female and b) 12 years old.  Thank you for your cooperation.",
		"So pretty, but yet so very horribly out of focus.  BACK THE HELL UP THANK YOU.",
		"Woody's about to get cracked in the jaw by a particularly fierce female.  On the bright side, those bubble look really cool.  Look a the big one in the bottom right.  Looks like a bubble within a bubble within a bubble.  Neato.",
		"He didn't get arrested, so I guess it's legal.",
		"This would be a real nice picture if some stupid fucking jackass hadn't put his fingers in front of the camera.",
		"No annoying fingers in the way this time",
		"This is NOT what it looks like, despite what you might think by looking at Woody's expression in this picture.",
		"Somebody looks like they got bit by the 'I am going to kill you' bug.",
		"If skip wasn't wearing any pants, this picture would be extraordinarily disturbing.",
		"What's better than wrastlin'?  Nekkid wrastlin'!",
		"Woody was trying to pull skip up on the dinner table so he could carve him open and eat his innards. Seriously.");	
		
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			buildLeftToc(section[document.dropdown.site.selectedIndex]);
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			parent.pic_frame.location.href="mailto:a1243@truman.edu";
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